英語幽默教程匯總和更新

Tom: I went for a walk in a large park last week. It was very cold and the wind was blowing hard. All of a student, I saw a big tiger... Henry: Oh, what did you do then? Tom: I looked at him for a while, then I put my hands into my pockets [查看全文]

I want to know you. Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book. Man: But I don't know your name. Woman: That's in the phone book too. 我想認(rèn)識你 男：我想給你打電話。你的電話號碼是多少？ [查看全文]

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? 年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區(qū)別開呢？ Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a [查看全文]

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. 一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進(jìn)了醫(yī)院。 His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. 他的妻子站在他的 [查看全文]

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. 三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。 The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, Go home and [查看全文]

Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! Im going to have one of those someday, his dads response [查看全文]

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. 鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。 Sunday night Bob took the pills, [查看全文]

昨晚的面包 邁克去買面包，他拿去兩個便士，說：請給我一個面包。 營業(yè)員：孩子，現(xiàn)在一個面包要兩個半便士了。 邁克：什么時候漲價的？ 營業(yè)員：今天早上。 邁克：那就給我拿 [查看全文]

愚蠢的問題 Stupid Question Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please? 丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當(dāng)守門人。 [查看全文]

Waitress, shouted the impatient diner, do I have to sit here and starve all night? 服務(wù)員，用餐者不耐煩地叫道，我必須整晚坐在這兒挨餓嗎？ no, sir, we close at nine o'clock. 不，先生，我們9點關(guān)門。 [查看全文]