英語幽默教程匯總和更新
英語幽默更新列表
- 2010-01-26結(jié)婚紀(jì)念禮物
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With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion. "Would you like to have... [查看全文]
- 2010-01-172009年度達(dá)爾文獎(jiǎng)揭曉
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一年一度的達(dá)爾文獎(jiǎng)是頒發(fā)給各種最愚蠢的死亡事件中死去的人，用來表彰他們用除掉自己的方式來幫助整個(gè)人類進(jìn)化，所以這個(gè)獎(jiǎng)項(xiàng)是用進(jìn)化論之父達(dá)爾文的名字命名的。 Darwin... [查看全文]
- 2010-01-06A Case of Mistaken Identity 認(rèn)錯(cuò)人的情況
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Hi everybody, it's Diarmuid here again. I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and New Year – I expect you're all really looking ... [查看全文]
- 2010-01-0309年度爆笑雷人語錄
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My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious. 我的優(yōu)點(diǎn)是：我很帥；而我的缺點(diǎn)是：我?guī)浀貌幻黠@。 When I went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that I was handsome. But I denied it, and then they hit me and s [查看全文]
- 2010-01-03全球青年富翁前五名
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編者按： 80后現(xiàn)在已不再是一個(gè)新鮮詞語，也不會(huì)再因?yàn)樽约旱?0后標(biāo)志而歡呼雀躍，無限憧憬了，當(dāng)80后開始直面生活壓力和競(jìng)爭(zhēng)的時(shí)候，他們開始成熟。以下這些耳熟能詳?shù)膭?dòng)... [查看全文]
- 2010-01-03奧巴馬應(yīng)叫巴菲特“太爺爺”
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族譜考證：奧巴馬應(yīng)叫巴菲特“太爺爺” 美國(guó)一個(gè)研究家族系譜的網(wǎng)站15日稱，美國(guó)總統(tǒng)奧巴馬與全球第二大富豪、股神巴菲特的祖輩有血緣關(guān)系，兩人分別是一個(gè)17世紀(jì)移民美... [查看全文]
- 2009-12-312010年元旦雙語短信惡搞版
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I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf a... [查看全文]
- 2009-12-21圣誕老人的愛好
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What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe 圣誕老人喜歡在花園里做什么？ 答案：鋤地。（英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是圣誕老人的笑聲。） [查看全文]
- 2009-12-21Jesus's Telly
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A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for p... [查看全文]
