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《生活大爆炸第四季》中Leonard和Penny分手后，決定繼續(xù)做普通朋友。與此同時，經(jīng)過幾個月的短信交流，Sheldon終于決定和神經(jīng)生物學家Amy約會，這可是他人生中的首次約會。和他堪稱絕配的 Amy，最終是否能成為他的女朋友?Penny對“謝米戀”大感興趣，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)自己成了尷尬的電燈泡。本季中，Howard的女友Bernadette也將回歸，而他的好基友Raj還停留在不能和女人正常交流的階段。

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Oh, hey.

嗨

Hi. Yo, P-dog.

嗨好啊

What's up?

宅女有事嗎

We're here to kidnap you for a girls' night out.

我們來綁架你出去過女生之夜

Parenthetical: the term "Kidnap" is being used playfully.

說明一下所謂“綁架"是開玩笑的

I kind of figured that.

我知道的

Good. Now put this pillowcase over your head.

很好那就把這枕頭套套上去

No.

不要

She used to be much more fun, until Leonard punched her in the heart.

她以前比這有趣多了直到萊納德狠狠傷了她的心

We just thought you might want to go out and have a good time, maybe go dancing.

我們認為你應該想出去好好玩一下或者去跳跳舞

Oh. Gee, thanks, but I'm not really in the mood.

天謝謝可我現(xiàn)在沒心情

You do understand that it will distract you from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving that your ex-boyfriend is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai.

你要知道沉醉到其他各種甜蜜可愛事情上能讓你不去注意你的前男友正得到孟買火熱寶貝的青睞

Okay, look, if I agree to go out with you guys, will you promise to stop pestering me about Leonard and Priya?

好吧我要是同意跟你們出去玩你們要保證不拿萊納德和普麗婭的事煩我

Yes.

好的

Sure.

當然

All right. I'll go change. Come on in.

好吧我去換衣服進來吧

If you'd have let me bring the chloroform, we wouldn't have had to put up with all this jibber-jabber.

你要是讓我?guī)Я烁缌_芳(迷藥) 我們就不必說剛才那么多廢話了

Anyway, after we get done snowboarding, I go back to the lodge and get in the Jacuzzi. There's no one around, so naturally, I'm free-balling it. Next thing I know, this beautiful chick shows up, drunk out of her skull, wants to get in with me.

總之我們滑雪滑累了之后我就回旅館泡極可意按摩浴缸了周圍沒有人所以我自然就讓蛋蛋出來呼吸了然后有位美女突然出現(xiàn) 喝得醉醺醺地想跟我共浴

Question. Was it a Jacuzzi or a hot tub?

提問那是極可意浴缸還是熱水浴缸

Really? That's your question? What's the difference?

你坑爹呢? 就想問這個?! 有什么區(qū)別

"Jacuzzi" is a commercial brand. "Hot tub" is the generic term. I.E., all Jacuzzis are hot tubs, but not all hot tubs are Jacuzzis.

極可意浴缸是種商業(yè)品牌熱水浴缸是通用術語就是說所有極可意都是熱水浴缸但并非所有熱水浴缸都是極可意

Is that like all thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs?

是不是就像所有拇指都是手指但并非所有手指都是拇指

Surprisingly, yes. Nice.

沒想到啊是的很好

Now, what exactly are toes?

那腳趾到底是什么

Can you please get back to the drunk girl? I'd like something to think about in the shower. Oh, yeah. Right. Anyway, she takes off all of her clothes, climbs into the hot tub, and the first thing I notice...

能否跳回去繼續(xù)說那醉妞我洗澡的時候需要點想象的靈感啊對了總之她也脫光光了爬進了熱水浴缸我首先注意到的是...

The water level rose.

水面上升了

No.

不是

Of course it did. It's said that Archimedes, the ancient Greek mathematician, discovered the principle of displacement while taking a bath.

水位當然要上升據(jù)說阿基米德(古希臘數(shù)學家)就是泡澡時發(fā)現(xiàn)了浮力定律

Terrific. Go ahead, Zack. Naked drunk girl, free-balling, continue.

太棒了繼續(xù)說扎克光光的醉妞光光的蛋蛋繼續(xù)

Forgive me, but I think you'll find my story is more interesting.

抱歉但我覺得你們會發(fā)現(xiàn)我的故事更有趣

Does yours have wet breasts in it?

你的故事里也有沾露嬌乳嗎

Better. It has a gold crown. You see, the king wondered how much gold was in it and charged Archimedes with coming up with the solution. Because the crown was irregularly shaped, there was no way to mathematically determine its volume. But, while bathing, Archimedes realized he could immerse the crown and measure the amount the water rose.

比這更好里面有個金冠國王想知道金冠中有多少黃金讓阿基米德想個辦法測出來因為金冠形狀不規(guī)則無法用數(shù)學計算出體積但在泡澡時阿基米德突然想到可以把金冠浸入水中量出水面上升的數(shù)值以計算體積

So, long story short, I nailed her.

長話短說我上了她

When he finished, he shouted "Eureka!"

想出來后他高叫著“我找到了”（希臘語）

No, I always shout, "Holy moly!" Don't know why. Just do.

不我總是叫“天哪” 不知道為什么反正就這么叫

All right, that concludes the "Getting to know you" Portion of the evening. Who's ready to play some vintage video games? And tonight's selections include ColecoVision's "Smurf Rescue in Gargamel's Castle," ColecoVision Atari's "Cookie Monster Munch," and for you text adventure aficionados, "Zork."

好吧今晚的“讓我們了解你”部分到此為止誰想來玩些復古游戲今晚的選擇包括的“藍精靈救援之格格巫城堡” 雅達利的“餅干怪獸大口嚼”（是一款《芝麻街》電玩）以及給你們這種文字冒險游戲迷準備的“索克”

Pick me, pick me. I'm fun.

選我選我我可好玩啦

That all sucks the big hairy meatball.

里面那個長毛大肉球可惡心了

How about I go get the karaoke machine out of my car, get plastered and blow the roof off this place?

我去把我車上的卡拉OK機拿出來喝個酩酊大醉然后把放聲高歌把屋頂掀飛怎么樣

Great, I'll make a beer run.

很好我負責買啤酒

And I'll take a shower. We'll meet back here in 15. Check.

那我負責去洗澡 15分鐘后見就這么定了

I'm unhappy.

我負責不高興

This is delicious. Where'd you learn to make chili?

真好吃你這辣椒湯在哪兒學的

When I was at university in England, my flatmate was from Texas.

我在英國讀大學的時候我室友是得克薩斯州人

I hope she wasn't anything like my flatmate from Texas.

希望她不跟我那位得克薩斯室友一樣

Sheldon is a bit quirky, isn't he?

謝爾頓有點古怪對吧

Oh, please. That crazy bastard's looking at quirky in the rearview mirror. Did you know that, per our roommate agreement, I have to wash my feet before I get in the shower? And not in the sink. We each have special buckets.

拜托回顧那個混蛋瘋子的人生全都是古怪這個詞兒呢你們知道嗎我們的室友協(xié)議里面規(guī)定我必須在洗澡前先把腳洗干凈而且還不能在水池子里洗所以我們各有一個特制的小桶

Raj, did you ever tell your sister about the time Sheldon got punched by Bill Gates?

拉杰你有告訴過你妹妹謝爾頓曾被比爾·蓋茨扁過嗎

Oh, God, you're kidding.

天啊你開玩笑呢吧

Nope. Gates gave a speech at the university. Sheldon went up to him afterwards and said, "Maybe if you weren't so distracted by sick children in Africa, you could have put a little more thought into Windows Vista."

真的蓋茨來大學里演講結(jié)束后謝爾頓走過去跟他說如果你不是為非洲的病童那么勞神的話或許你能有多一點想法好好弄弄Windows Vista"

Bam. Right in the nose. Made me proud to own a PC.

砰正中鼻頭頓時讓我覺得擁有一臺電腦是多么驕傲的事情

I'd like to propose a toast to a rare and wonderful Sheldon-free evening. Hear, hear. Cheers.

我提議為今晚舉杯歡慶為這完全擺脫謝爾頓的珍貴而美妙的夜晚說得對干杯

You realize that's the first time we've ever done that without having to listen to Sheldon tell us why it's called a toast?

你們發(fā)現(xiàn)這是破天荒頭一遭我們舉杯歡慶而不被謝爾頓強迫科普何為祝酒嗎

Why is it called a toast?

那何為祝酒

Oh, the ancient Romans put spiced toast in their punch bowls.

古羅馬人把香噴噴的面包片放到他們的酒碗里

Sheldon tells it better.

謝爾頓解釋得更好

He kind of does. Yeah. Aw, hell, I miss him.

好像是的確是該死的我想他了

So, where do you guys want to go dancing?

那你們想去哪里跳舞

We were hoping you'd know a place.

我們希望你會知道個好地方

Yes, perhaps somewhere packed tightly with young, beautiful bodies sweating and writhing against each other in a glorious orgy of the flesh.

對或許那里上演著一場超棒的肉體狂歡會緊身的衣服藏不住年輕美麗的軀體大家揮灑著汗水相互扭成一團

Oh, yeah, I know that place. What do you think?

沒錯我是知道這么個地方這身怎么樣

That should display enough of your bosom to attract a new mate, or a hungry infant.

應該能充分展示你的胸襟好吸引一個新男友或是一個饑餓的嬰兒

Okay, let's go through this one more time. Just because Leonard has a new girlfriend does not mean I need to go out and hook up with some guy.

夠了我再跟你們重申一次只因萊納德有了新女友并不意味著我要出去勾引一個新男友

But you could if you wanted to, right?

但如果你想你就可以不是嗎

Well, yeah, I guess.

話是這么說沒錯

Pick out the hottest guy in the room, take him home, do unspeakable things to him, then kick him to the curb with a smile on his face and teeth marks on his heinie?

從房間里挑選出一位最辣的猛男把他帶回家跟他做一些不能說的秘密然后讓他面帶微笑臀帶牙印滾到路邊

More or less.

差不多吧

What's that like?

那是種怎樣的滋味呀

I don't know. It's fun while you're doing it. And then after, it's mostly embarrassment, self-loathing and regret.

我也說不清當你做的時候樂在其中但過后大多時候會尷尬自我厭惡和后悔

I would take that deal all day long.

我愿意整天都享受這種滋味

Yeah, well, it's not gonna happen tonight. You know, for the first time in my life, I am not in a relationship, and I'm totally okay with it.

好吧但今晚不會發(fā)生這種事這是我人生中第一次不談戀愛我也完全覺得沒有關系

You know, if being on your own is new to you, I'd be happy to share some tension-relieving techniques for ladies I've perfected over the years. For example, do you have an electric toothbrush? Um, no. You should get one.

如果獨自一人對你來說很新鮮我很樂意跟你分享一些我這么多年來愛用的解除空窗期緊張的女士專用科技產(chǎn)品比如你有電動牙刷嗎沒有那你應該買一個

What's that?

那是什么

It appears to be something preserved between two pieces of acrylic.

好像是保存的某些東西夾在兩片丙烯酸樹脂之間

Oh, it's a snowflake from the North Pole. Leonard gave it to me last year.

那是來自北極的雪花片萊納德去年給我的

Oh, God, that is so romantic. Yeah, it was.

天啊真浪漫是呀曾經(jīng)是

Leonard's really one of a kind.

萊納德真是獨一無二的情種

Saying that while holding a snowflake is a bit heavy-handed, don't you think?

一邊拿著雪花一邊說這話不覺得手上的東西有點兒沉么

Let me see that. Oh, screw it. I can deal with a little self-loathing. Let's go find me a heinie to bite.

讓我看看去它的破雪花一點半點的自我厭惡姐還是能處理的走吧找個小翹臀讓姐咬一口

Outstanding. And if we fail, we can always stop at CVS and pick you out a nice toothbrush. I call mine "Gerard."

人才呀如果失敗了我們可以在CVS停車然后給你買個厲害的電動牙刷我管我的牙刷叫"杰拉德"

That's kind of creepy.

這有點太怪了

* Don't go breaking my heart * * I couldn't if I tried * * Oh, honey, if I get restless * * Baby, you're not that kind * * Don't go breaking my heart * *

不要讓我心碎 * 如果我奮力一搏結(jié)果也枉然 * 親愛的如果我焦躁不安 * 寶貝你不是這種人 * 不要讓我心碎 *

Anybody do "Walking on Sunshine" Yet?

有人唱《走在陽光里》了嗎

No.

沒有

Dibs.

那我定啦

I'm sorry, Sheldon bought a loom and learned how to weave?

抱歉你是說謝爾頓買了臺織布機然后學習織布嗎

He actually got pretty good. He made us all matching serapes.

他其實學得挺好的他給我們都做一件相配的毛毯

I still wear mine when there's a nip in the air.