Oh, yeah. We were meaning to do that.
So, if you want to solve the mystery of who stabbed Koothrappali in the back with the weapon of indifference, it was all of you.
I don't think that qualifies as a mystery. We all knew what we were doing.
We're sorry, Rajesh.
Maybe we can do it next week.
或許你下周能再辦一個我們?nèi)?/div>
Whoa, whoa, we're not that sorry.
喂喂,我們還沒抱歉到這個地步
Don't worry, I can take a hint. No more murder mystery parties.
別擔心,我懂你們的意思,不會再辦神秘謀殺主題派對
Great. Thank you. Hallelujah.
太好了,謝謝, 感謝上蒼
Because I've got something even better planned. Aw! Why? Come on. Just hear me out.
因為我有了更棒的點子。不是吧? 拜托!聽我說完嘛
I'm going to make you guys a scavenger hunt like they have at M.I.T.
我要讓大家玩一個尋寶游戲,就像在麻省理工玩的那樣。
Oh... I loved those. I did them every year there.
有點意思……那種我愛玩,以前在學(xué)校每年我都玩
We did them at Princeton, too.
我們在普林斯頓大學(xué)也玩
Oh, that's cute. Like it's a real college.
你真逗,那也算貨真價實的大學(xué)啊?
That's amusing... I was going to say that about M.I.T., but it works for Princeton, too.
有點意思...我真想這么說麻省理工呢,但普林斯頓也一樣
Scavenger hunts at Harvard were really tough.
哈佛的尋寶游戲可難了
I always got stuck on the first challenge... trying to find someone to be on a team with me.
我常常在第一個環(huán)節(jié)就卡住了……找隊友環(huán)節(jié)
I guess that story's more sad than funny.
與其說搞笑,不如說是悲哀
I love scavenger hunts. My friends and I had them all the time.
我喜歡尋寶游戲,我和朋友就總玩這個
Oh, these are a little different.
哦,那和你的有所不同
There's a tradition at elite universities. And Princeton.
我們說的是在頂尖大學(xué)的傳統(tǒng)項目,以及普林斯頓大學(xué)
A tradition of hunts full of puzzles that rely on logic and obscure knowledge, science.
這種傳統(tǒng)的尋寶游戲是以邏輯,高深知識及科學(xué)問題組成的
Oh, in ours we would just run around town looking for a store that would sell us beer.
懂了,我們的游戲一般就是滿大街到處跑,找肯賣我們酒的商店
So, uh, who's in?
那么,誰來?
I think it sounds fun. Yeah, me, too. I'm in. Let's do it.
我覺得有點意思,我也覺得,我參加, 我們玩吧
I'm sorry. Are we really doing this or are we tricking Koothrappali again like with the dinner party?
我沒跟上思路,我們是真要玩,還是像上次晚餐派對一樣,再坑庫斯拉帕里一次?
What's all this?
這都些什么啊?
Oh, everything I could possibly need to win the scavenger hunt.
有可能助我贏得尋寶游戲的所有東西
You really think he's gonna send us to a bowling alley?
你真覺得他會把我們引到保齡球館去?
Well, if he does, do you know how filthy those rental balls are?
如果他這么做了,你知道那些租用的保齡球多臟嗎?
They might as well stand on the corner and give away free rectal exams.
他們還不如站在角落給大家免費直腸檢查呢
Okay, everybody. Who's ready for a... scavenger hunt? ...
好了,各位,準備好來一場...尋寶游戲了嗎?
Somewhere... in the city of Pasadena, I've hidden a golden coin. Oh!
在帕薩迪納市內(nèi)某個神秘的地方,我藏了一枚金幣。哇塞!
You will be faced with a total of ten puzzles!
諸位一共將面臨10個謎題!
Each p... Each... each puzzle will lead you to the location of the next.
每個...每個...每個謎題將會指引諸位去下一個地點
The last of which will lead you to the coin.
最后一個謎題將會帶你們找到金幣
The first team that finds it... wins!
最先找到金幣的那組...奪魁!
He is a born showman.
他真是天生就有表演細胞
Any questions?
提問環(huán)節(jié)
Yes, to be fair, do people who went to Princeton get a head start?
有問題,為公平起見,普林斯頓大學(xué)的同學(xué)是否可以提前尋寶?
That's not funny.
一點都不好笑
Oh, it actually is if you get the joke.
你要是懂了,就知道好笑了
It's based on the premise that Princeton isn't a very good school. Ha-ha.
它基于的前提是普林斯頓大學(xué)算不上頂尖大學(xué),真!好!笑!
Oh, see? Now he gets it.
瞧?他懂了
Okay, guys, go ahead and divide yourselves into teams of two.
好了各位,開始吧,兩人一組,自行組隊
Should we just do couples?
要不就情侶各自組隊唄?
Couples sounds great.
情侶組隊不錯
Or we could mix things up.
不過,也可以混搭一下啊
Maybe pick names out of a hat. Whatever.
抓鬮組隊之類的。都可以呀
Whoa, whoa...whoa. Why don't you just admit you don't want to be on a team with me.
喂喂喂...你怎么不就直接承認你不想跟我一隊
I just said, "Couples sound great."
我剛說了"情侶組隊不錯"
Mm-hmm, yeah, you don't think I'm smart enough.
恩恩,你覺得我不夠聰明
You think I'm gonna be a liability.
你覺得我成為負擔
Even though I totally just used the word "liability" correctly in a sentence. Yeah.
即使我剛剛在一個句子里準確地使用了"負擔"這個詞,沒錯
All right, let's-let's do couples. I want to.
行吧,那就情侶組隊,我想情侶組隊的
No, no. Let's mix things up.
別別別,咱們來點混搭
I choose Sheldon, and we're gonna kick your ass!
我選謝爾頓,我們會讓你輸?shù)煤軕K的!
Yeah... really? The only time I'm ever picked first for a team and I'm stuck with the liability?
啊...真的假的?唯一一次我第一個被選中的時候,我就要和"負擔"一組?
Stop that. Penny is not a liability.
別這么說, 佩妮不是"負擔"
Thank you. Do you want to be on my team?
謝謝,你想和我一隊嗎?
Maybe we pick names out of a hat.
要不還是抓鬮決定
All right, hurry up and close the door so they can't hear us.
好了,趕緊關(guān)門,隔墻有耳
Would you stop pouting? So, you picked my name. Get over it.
別這副死樣了行不?你自己抽的簽,就這么著吧
Yes, and do you know what the odds are I'd pick your name? No.
是的,那你知道我抽中你的概率是多少嗎?不知道
It's not hard... one in five.
一點都不難... 五分之一的概率
Now you know why I'm pouting.
現(xiàn)在知道我為什么這副死樣了吧
All right, teams. Get ready to open your first puzzle. Go!
好了,各位。準備迎接你們的第一個謎題,開始!
Do you see what I did?
你們發(fā)現(xiàn)了嗎?
The first puzzle is a puzzle! Oh, my God, how adorable is that?
第一個謎題就是個拼圖(又意"謎題")! 我的天,這多有愛啊
I wish I had a friend like me.
真想有個像我這樣的朋友
What are you doing?
你在干嘛?
You have to start with the edges.
你應(yīng)該從邊緣開始拼起
Well, there's no right way, Sheldon. I already found a few pieces that fit.
沒有固定的方法,謝爾頓,我已經(jīng)找到幾片能拼在一起了
Yeah, well, take them apart and start with the edges.
把它們拆開,從邊緣拼起
And stop wasting time.
別浪費時間
Wow, you're really good at puzzles.
你很擅長拼圖啊
I did them all the time as a kid.
小時候經(jīng)常玩
As my mom used to say, "When you're doing a puzzle, it's like having a thousand friends."
如我母上大人所言,"當你玩拼圖的時候,你就有了成千上萬的朋友"
She was full of fun lies like that.
她一肚子都是有趣的謊言
If it makes you feel any better, my mom's just full of pound cake.
如果你聽了會好受點,我媽一肚子都是重磅蛋糕
I'm sorry you got stuck with me.
很抱歉你得跟我一組
I bet you wanted to be with Bernadette.
我猜你一定想抽到伯納黛特
Have you ever played a game with Bernadette? No.
你有和伯納黛特玩過游戲么?沒
Have you ever gone into a steel cage with a wolverine?
你有走進過關(guān)著豹熊的鐵籠子么?
Faster, faster, faster! Do you not know that word? It means "more fast"!
快點!快點!快點!你不懂這詞的意思么? 意思是"再快一點"!
Stop yelling at me.
別對我鬼吼鬼叫了
Hey! You'll know when I'm yelling at you.
喂!等我鬼吼鬼叫的時候,你自然就知道了
Ooh, ooh, it's the comic book store! All right, come on. That's where we have to go.
哦哦,是漫畫店! 搞定,快點,這就是我們要去的地方
But we haven't finished the puzzle.
但是我們還沒有完成謎題
Well, it-it doesn't matter! We know the answer!
沒有關(guān)系!我們已經(jīng)知道答案了!
You think you know the answer.
你認為你知道答案
But it could be a trick.
但有可能是個陷阱
What if when the puzzle's complete, there's a sign in the window that says, "Go to the train store"?
萬一拼圖完成后,窗戶上有個指示說"去玩具火車商店"呢?
Okay, it's not gonna say that.
這不會發(fā)生的!
Well, I hope you're wrong.
好吧,我希望你是錯的
I really want to go to the train store.
我真的很想去玩具火車商店
It's the comic book store. Let's go!
是漫畫書店,走!
Come on, numb nuts, it's the comic book store!
快點,白癡,是漫畫書店!
It's the comic book store, it's the comic book store, it's the comic book store!
是漫畫書店,是漫畫書店,是漫畫書店!
It's the comic book store.
是漫畫書店
Do you think Penny's mad at me?
你說佩妮會生我氣嗎?
Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and you won't go around it?
因為你占右道開在公交車后,卻不愿意超車嗎?
I'm sure she finds it charming.
我肯定她覺得這很可愛
No, because I didn't want her on my team.
不,因為我不愿意她在我隊伍里
I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.
我開始認為,她是躲過了一劫
The slowest bullet in the world.
世間最慢的"一劫"
Geez, I never realized you were so competitive.
神吶,我從沒發(fā)現(xiàn)你這么好勝,
Yeah, I know. It's-it's probably because I grew up with five brothers and sisters, so I had to fight for every...
我知道,可能因為我和五個兄弟姐妹一起長大,什么都要爭...
Oh, my God, you did not just slow down for a bird!
天吶,你不能為了一只鳥減慢速度啊!
You know they fly, right?!
你知道它們會飛,對不?
I think this is the first time we've ever actually been alone together.
我想這是我們第一次單獨呆在一起
Huh, I guess you're right.
嗯,你說得對
Wonder why that is?
為啥會這樣呢?
Well, off the top of my head, I'd say we don't have a lot in common except for the people we're involved with.
我現(xiàn)在能想到的原因是,我們除了共同認識的朋友外,沒有什么太多的共同點
Plus, when we first met, Penny warned me never to get into a car alone with you. Yeah.
另外,我們第一次見面時,佩妮警告過我,萬不可和你獨處一車。好吧
You know, I bet you and I have more in common than we think. Such as?
但是,我覺得我們還是有很多共同點的,例如?
I don't know. Tell me some things you like.
不知道。告訴我一些你喜歡的東西
Uh, let's see. I like harps, Little House on the Prairie, medieval poetry, medieval literature... Hey, how about some music? Great.
唔,我想想,我喜歡豎琴,《草原小屋》,中世紀詩,中世紀文學(xué),來點音樂怎么樣?太好了
Sheldon never lets me listen to music in the car.
謝爾頓從來不讓我在車上聽歌
He doesn't want to be mistaken for a gang member.
他不想被人誤會是個黑幫壞蛋
Find something you like. Beatles, boring.
找找你喜歡的,披頭士,無聊
Eminem, scary.
埃米納姆,嚇人
Weird Al? How old are you?
艾爾·揚科維奇?你都多大了?
Neil Diamond? Yeah, I love Neil Diamond.
尼爾·戴蒙德?對,我愛尼爾·戴蒙德
I love Neil Diamond.
我也愛尼爾·戴蒙德
Sweet Caroline, Bum-ba-da
甜蜜卡洛琳,Bum-ba-da
Good times never seemed so good, So good, so good, so good, I've been...
再好的時光,此刻最美,如此美好,如此美好,如此美好,我曾被...
Oh, hey, thanks for letting me use the comic book store as part of the scavenger hunt.
嘿,謝謝你讓我用漫畫書店作為尋寶游戲的一站,
Oh, my pleasure. Always happy to help out with fun things that I wasn't invited to be a part of.
沒關(guān)系,我很高興幫助那些沒有邀請我的好玩的事情
Oh, congratulations. You're the first team to arrive.
哦,恭喜!你們是第一個到達的隊伍
Yes! It's not a ruse to make fun of me. It's a real game and I'm winning it!
太好了!這不是嘲笑我的反諷,這是一個真正的游戲而且我還領(lǐng)先!
Your next puzzle is a riddle.
你們下一個謎題是個謎語
And who better to give it to you than The Riddler?
還有誰能比謎語人(反派,蝙蝠俠的敵人)更適合給你們謎語的?