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Guys, tickets already went on sale! What?!
大伙們,票已經(jīng)開賣啦,什么
They're not supposed to be available yet.
不應(yīng)該現(xiàn)在就開賣啊
I don't know what to tell you, but they're on sale!
我也不知道原因,但就是開賣了
What? Wait. You're sure they're Star Wars tickets?
等等,你確定是新的《星球大戰(zhàn)》電影票嗎
No, it's Steel Magnolias 2: Even Steelier.
不,是《鋼木蘭2: 鋼上加鋼》的票
The Web site's frozen. I can't get in! Same here!
網(wǎng)頁卡住了,我上不了,我也是
Guys, they're gonna sell out! What are we gonna do?!
這樣下去票會賣光的,我們該怎么辦
All right, this goes against everything I stand for,but desperate times call for desperate measures.
好吧,雖然這違背我一直以來的信仰,但走投無路,也只能出此下策
Lord...This is Sheldon Cooper. You're good friends with my mom.
主啊,我是謝爾頓·庫珀,您跟我母親是好朋友
I know I've spent my life denying that you exist. Got 'em! And I will continue to do so!
我知道我這輩子一直在否認(rèn)您的存在,買到了,我還會繼續(xù)否認(rèn)下去
I'm really happy you and Amy are back together.
你跟艾米和好如初我好高興
Oh, thank you.I'm also really happy, but I can't pretend it's for you.
謝謝,我也很高興,但我假裝不了是為你高興
New Star Wars in three days!
新星戰(zhàn)電影三天后要上啦
Hey, Thursday can't get here soon enough. I'm taking off work to watch the original trilogy while I eat enough Star Wars cereal to choke a Wookiee.
鑒于周四還不能馬上到來,我要請假不上班,在家看原作三部曲,還要一邊吃(掐死)伍基人星戰(zhàn)谷麥片
Uh, sweetie, you do realize Thursday is Amy's birthday.
親愛的,你知道周四是艾米的生日吧
And you do realize I bought my ticket when Amy and I were broken up?
那你也知道我買票的時候,我跟艾米還沒有復(fù)合呢
I hope you didn't need anything in that case, 'cause it's closed.
希望板子上沒有你需要的東西了,因為已經(jīng)拍板定案了
You guys just got back together. You might not want to ditch her on her birthday.
你們才剛剛復(fù)合,她生日那天拋下她不太妙吧
I think Penny has a point. You can see it another day.
我覺得佩妮說得有道理,你可以改天看嘛
But someone might spoil the movie. No one can spoil Amy's birthday for me.
但別人可能會劇透啊,但艾米的生日別人就沒辦法劇透
Surprise! She's even older. Who saw that coming?
"驚喜,她又老一歲了",真是"萬萬沒想到"啊
Oh, that's nice.Put that on her cake.
這話真"甜蜜",寫到她蛋糕上去吧
Oh, great. This again. Arthur, what brings you back?
這下好,又來了,亞瑟,什么風(fēng)把你給吹來了
Uh, beats me. II just...hope this isn't aa sex dream. In the past, you've come to me when I'm struggling with a dilemma.
你把我問倒了,我...只希望入的不是春夢,過去你曾在我碰到困境的時候來指點迷津
And-and the one time where... where you were afraid, and you needed me for... for a night light.
還有一次是在你晚上害怕,需要我來... 當(dāng)夜燈
What's-what's troubling you?
什么事困擾到你了
My friends are telling me I shouldn't abandon my girlfriend on her birthday to see the new Star Wars movie. Well, sounds right.
我的小伙伴們跟我說,我不應(yīng)該在女朋友生日時拋下她跑去看新的《星球大戰(zhàn)》,感覺說得沒錯啊
Can... can I get out of this...muumuu now?
我能脫下這身...夏威夷婦女穆穆袍了嗎
Those are the robes of the Jedi,the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. And they... theythey don't wear underwear.
這是絕地武士的袍子,是銀河系和平與正義的守護者呢,他們... 他們都不穿小內(nèi)內(nèi)
So, you agree with my friends that I should skip the premiere?
所以你也同意他們的話,我不應(yīng)該去看首映嗎
Uh, do... do you love this girl?
你愛那個女孩嗎
Yes.But she knows how important Star Wars is to me.
愛,但她知道《星球大戰(zhàn)》對我有多重要
Well, maybe you should show her how...how important she is to you.
或許你應(yīng)該證明給她看看,她在你心中到底多重要
By seeing the movie she'd want me to see?
其方式是看她希望我看的電影嗎
Sheldon, youyou can see this movie whenever you want. But you only have a limited number of days that youyou can be with this woman.Be with her.
謝爾頓,你有數(shù)不清的時間能看這電影,但你能跟這女孩在一起的時間卻是有限的,陪她吧
You're right. Great.
你說得對,太好了
Where are you going?
你要上哪去
I don't know,but hopefully, somewhere I can wear pants.
我不知道,但希望是一個我能穿褲子的地方
Sheldon, what's wrong?
謝爾頓,怎么了
I wanted to let you know I'll be spending your birthday with you. Okay.
我想讓你知道我會陪你過生日,好的
See, II had tickets to the Star Wars premiere that night,
本來那晚我有《星球大戰(zhàn)》首映會的票
but Professor Proton came to me in a dream dressed as ObiWan Kenobi and convinced me I should be with you. Obiwhat?
可質(zhì)子教授入我的夢,身上還穿著絕地武士歐比旺·肯諾比的衣服來勸我陪你,歐比啥
I'll-I'll let you get back to sleep now. Good night.
不打擾你了,你先回去睡吧,晚安
Okay. Good night. Wait. Um, Sheldon, were you actually not gonna spend my birthday with me?
好,晚安,等等,謝爾頓,本來我生日那天你是不打算陪我的嗎
It's late. Got to go. Bye.
時間晚了,要睡了,再見
Good for Sheldon deciding to stay with Amy on her birthday.
謝爾頓決定陪艾米過生日,這事得點個贊
I know.It's still gonna be weird to see the movie without him.
對啊,去看電影時少了他還是會有點怪
Well, we could wait a couple days and see it together.
我們可以多等兩天,等他一起看啊
Hello.We're going to the comic book store. You want to come?
你們好啊,我們要去漫畫書店,你要一起嗎
No, I can't.I need to make preparations for Amy's birthday.Which leads me to the following bit of business.
去不了,我得為艾米的生日做準(zhǔn)備,因此我要先把這件事干了
This is my ticket to Star Wars. I don't have to tell you it is worth far more than its face value of $15.50. I trust you'll give it to someone worthy.
這是我《星球大戰(zhàn)》的電影票,不用我說你也知道這張票的價值遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)超過面額上的15.5美元,我相信你會把它交給值得擁有的人
You got it. Well, Penny might want to join us.
沒問題,佩妮可能會想跟我們一起去看
This is my ticket to Star Wars.
這是我《星球大戰(zhàn)》的電影票
Penny. Penny? Penny? What happens if I say, "Come in"? Well, find out. Come in!
佩妮,佩妮,佩妮,如果是我回"請進"會怎么樣,試試看唄,請進
Bernadette? Bernadette? Bernadette? Come in!Keep it up. I got nowhere else to be.
伯納黛特,伯納黛特,伯納黛特,請進,你倆就鬧吧,反正我有的是時間
Just come in. For future reference, if I want to watch Mean Girls, I'll stream it on Netflix.
快進來吧,以后如果我想看《賤女孩》這部片,我會直接去網(wǎng)上看
We're sorry. What do you need?
抱歉啦,你找我們干嘛
Well, as you know, I'll be celebrating Amy's birthday with her and I could use your assistance in helping me select the perfect gift. Sure.
你們也知道,我會陪艾米一起慶祝生日,我需要你們的協(xié)助,幫我挑出最完美的禮物,當(dāng)然可以
Well, so far, I've come up with three ideas. The first is a chance for her to play the harp with the L.A. Philharmonic.
目前為止我有三個想法,第一個是一個跟洛杉磯愛樂管弦樂團演奏豎琴的機會
Wow. You can really arrange that?
哇,你真的能安排這事嗎
Well, I said a chance, you know. When you tell them it's your birthday at Bennigan's, they make a fuss.
機會嘛,可能有也可能沒有,你跟連鎖餐廳說今天是自己生日,他們也會大開方便之門
I don't see why the Philharmonic would be any different.
我覺得洛杉磯愛樂管弦樂團也會這樣吧
How about something a little more realistic?
不如來點實際的
Well, Amy enjoys knitting her own sweaters, so I was thinking of getting her an allexpensepaid trip to the Wisconsin Sheep and Wool Festival.
艾米喜歡自己織毛衣,我在想自掏腰包贊助她去參加威斯康辛州羊及羊毛節(jié)
Sorry. I was waiting for the bazinga.
抱歉,我剛才在等你說"逗你玩"
Hold on. It could be romantic.The two of them away together, keeping each other warm in snowy Wisconsin.
等等,那也可以很浪漫啊,他們倆一起遠(yuǎn)離塵囂,在白雪皚皚的威斯康辛州相互取暖
No, no, no, no. She'd be going alone. Well, if you think I'm afraid of birds, you should see me around sheep.
不不不,她自己去而已,如果你們覺得我很怕鳥,那真該看看我遇到羊會怎么樣
Okay, well, what's the third option?
好吧,第三個選項是什么
That I have coitus with her.
我跟她交媾
What do you think about giving Sheldon's ticket to Stuart?
你們覺得把謝爾頓的票給斯?fàn)枅D特怎么樣
I don't know. Have you ever seen a movie with Stuart before? It's like going with your grandpa.
不知道,你們跟斯?fàn)枅D特一起看過電影嗎,感覺就像跟自己爺爺去看電影
Instead of eating popcorn, he brings little pieces of chicken in Tupperware and a thermos full of soup.
不吃爆米花,他自帶保鮮盒裝的雞肉片還有保溫瓶盛滿了熱湯
He's not that bad.
他沒那么糟啦
Hey, Stuart, got any plans Thursday night?
斯?fàn)枅D特,你周四晚上有事嗎
My, uh... my doctor's worried about my circulation, so I was thinking about walking around the mall. Why?
我的醫(yī)生擔(dān)心我的血液循環(huán),所以我本來打算去商場走走,怎么了
Hey, you guys. Oh, make sure to wear sensible shoes.
你們好啊,記得穿舒服點的鞋子哦
Wil, want to go to Star Wars Thursday? Absolutely.
威爾,周四想一起去看《星球大戰(zhàn)》嗎,當(dāng)然好啊
Fine, take Wil. See if he brings you clam chowder
好啊,帶威爾去吧,看他會不會給你們帶蛤蜊濃湯
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Let'slet's... let's just recap our options.
好吧,好吧,我們...我們再過一遍所有選項
All right, we've got harp thing, sheep thing...Wild thang. Which do you think she'd prefer?
有豎琴演奏,綿羊織毛,狂野做愛,你們覺得她最喜歡哪一個
Because I checked the Sheep and Wool Festival Web site, and there's only 8,000 tickets left.
因為我查過羊及羊毛節(jié)的官網(wǎng),只剩8千張票了
Sheldon, being physical with Amy is a huge step for you.
謝爾頓,跟艾米發(fā)生肉體關(guān)系可是重大的一步啊
Yeah, are you ready for this?
是啊,你準(zhǔn)備好了嗎
Intimacy in any form has been challenging for me, but I'd like to show her how important she is, and it feels like now might be the right time.
任何形式的親密對我來說都是挑戰(zhàn),但我想向她證明她對我有多重要,而我感覺現(xiàn)在就是最好的時機
Sheldon, that's so beautiful.
謝爾頓,這理由太美了
Then it's settled. Amy's birthday present will be my genitals.
那就這么定了,艾米的生日禮物就是我的生殖器
Thanks for taking me out.
多謝你們帶我出去
Well, you're spending your birthday with Sheldon. Why not celebrate early?So where do you want to go?
既然你的生日要跟謝爾頓一起過,何不跟我們提前慶祝呢,你想去哪里
I heard that new Mexican place on Green Street is good. Sure, sure.
我聽說格林路上那間新的墨西哥餐廳不錯,好啊
Or we could take you to get a bikini wax.
或者我們可以帶你去做比基尼蜜蠟脫毛
Why would I get a bikini wax for my birthday?
為什么我生日要做比基尼蜜蠟脫毛
Uh, I don't know. It was just a thought.
不知道,我就隨口一說
I think I'll just stick to Mexican.
我覺得還是去吃墨西哥菜好了
Great. And then maybe after, we can watch a dirty movie, and if anybody has any questions about what happened or how, we can answer them.
很好,吃完以后我們可以去看部小黃片,如果有人對怎么回事或怎么做有疑問,我們可以負(fù)責(zé)解答
Okay, what is going on?
好吧,到底怎么回事
Oh, we just want you to be prepared for any surprises that might happen tomorrow. What surprises?
我們只是希望你對明天可能發(fā)生的驚喜做好準(zhǔn)備,什么驚喜
We don't want to spoil anything, but you should know that Sheldon said he's ready to be physical.
我們不想劇透壞了驚喜,但謝爾頓說他做好跟你發(fā)生肉體關(guān)系的準(zhǔn)備了
You shut your damn mouth! You actually heard him say this?
你們少他媽逗我玩,你們真的聽到他這么說了嗎
Yes. He said he wants to do something to show you how much you mean to him.
是的,他說了他想做點什么來證明你對他有多重要
II can't believe it. I...I don't know what to say.
真不敢相信,我不知道該說什么了
Well, we're really happy for you, and we know how much he cares...
我們很為你高興,我們都知道他多看重...
I do know what to say! Let's get me waxed!
我知道說什么了,快給我下體除毛