第九季:第15集 情人節(jié)怎么過(下)
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Rajesh, it's perfectly normal to have doubts after breaking up with someone.
拉杰什，分手后產(chǎn)生自我懷疑非常正常
Well, you really think so?
你真的這么認(rèn)為嗎
Yeah, you know what's not normal? Blubbering about emotions during a flag show.
是啊，你知道什么不正常嗎，在一個旗幟節(jié)目里哭訴個人情緒
Unless that emotion is excitement over New Zealand changing their flag.
除非那種情緒是因為新西蘭要變更國旗喜極而泣
Yeah, good luck, you crazy Kiwis, we're rooting for you.
祝你們好運哦，瘋狂的新西蘭人，我們?nèi)χС帜銈?/div>
Your friend is hurting.
你的朋友正在傷心呢
No, Sheldon's right. Emily did say I always talk about my feelings too much.
不，謝爾頓說得對，艾麗米說過我老對自己的感受喋喋不休
II suppose that could be a legitimate concern in a relationship. Uh, perhaps even aa red flag.
我想這應(yīng)該算是戀愛中需要注意的一點，甚至可以算作戀愛路上的危險紅旗
And speaking of red flags, check out this sexy number from the former Soviet Union. Hubba, hubba.
說到紅旗，看這面來自前蘇聯(lián)的性感紅旗，相當(dāng)?shù)卣T人吧
Uh, wewe have another caller. Hi. You're on Fun with Flags.
又有一位觀眾打電話來了，你好，這里是《有趣的旗幟》
Hello. I want to talk about how lonely I am, too.
你好，我也想傾訴下我有多孤獨
Kripke? Is that you?
克里普克，是你嗎
Yeah, I'm just sitting here all by myself wondering if I'll ever find someone to share my life with.
是我，我獨自一人坐在電腦前思考著我這輩子是否還能找到我的愛人
Preferably Asian, 18-24, no fatties. Please, all comments and questions should be flagrelated.
最好是亞洲人，18至24歲，不能是胖妞，拜托，所有的留言和問題都必須和旗幟有關(guān)
All right. Is my pole flagrelated? I don't see why not.
好啊，我褲襠中的"旗桿"算嗎，當(dāng)然算啦
He's eating. That's a good sign.
他開始吃東西了，這是個好現(xiàn)象
You're gonna have to wait one hour until you can go swimming again.
吃飯以后要等上一個小時才能再游泳哦
He's pretty cute. He is. Should we... name him?
他好可愛哦，的確，我們應(yīng)該...給他取名嗎
It is Valentine's Day. How about Valentino?
今天是情人節(jié)（圣華倫丁節(jié)），就叫華倫天奴怎么樣
Nice. A classic rabbit name. Peter Rabbit, Roger Rabbit. Valentino Wolowitz Rabbit.
很好，很經(jīng)典的小兔名字，彼得兔，羅杰兔，華倫天奴·沃羅威茨兔
Oh, look at all that chest hair and overbite. Of course you're a Wolowitz.
看看你茂密的胸毛和小齙牙，完全就是沃羅威茨家族的一員呀
Son of a bitch! He bit me! Are you okay?
我勒個去，他咬了我，你沒事吧
No, I'm not okay! Wild rabbits can have rabies!
當(dāng)然有事了，野兔可能攜帶狂犬病呢
Oh. Well, why did you put your finger near its mouth?
誰叫你把手指放在他的嘴邊
Poor judgment, obviously.
明顯是因為我犯傻嘛
He's so little. I'm sure it's fine.
他這么小， 我想應(yīng)該沒事的
How can it be fine? I just got attacked by a clearly antiSemitic wild animal.
怎么可能沒事，我剛剛被一只具有反猶太傾向的野生動物襲擊了
It's not what we planned, but this isn't so bad, right?
雖然和我們原計劃不一樣，但這樣也不壞，對吧
It is freaking amazing.
這實在是太贊了
Well, glad you're feeling better.
很高興看你心情好一點了
I was just hungry and cranky, and I've never been called "Ma'am" before.
我剛才是又餓又憋氣，我從來沒被人叫過"女士"呢
Is that a big deal? Kind of.
這件事很嚴(yán)重嗎，算嚴(yán)重吧
When was the first time someone called you "Sir"?
你第一次被叫作"先生"是什么時候
Sixth grade, but I wore a sport coat and carried a briefcase, so...
小學(xué)六年級，當(dāng)時我穿著休閑西裝，提著公文包，所以...
Can you believe when I met you I was 22?
你能相信我遇見你時才22歲嗎
I mean, it's crazy! Where did all that time go?
真是時光匆匆啊，時間都去哪兒了
Mm, you watched The Bachelor a lot.
都被你用來看《單身漢》相親節(jié)目了
Yeah, go ahead and make jokes, but your thirties are almost over.
你想開玩笑就開吧，但你的三十歲也馬上就要過完了
No, they're not. You're closer to 40 than you are 30.
才怪，比起30歲來，你更接近40歲了
You married an old man.
你嫁給了一個老頭子
Tell you what. Let's do something fun tonight.
這樣吧，今晚我們來找點樂子
Won't make us any younger.
這又不會讓我們變年輕
Well, maybe not, but some day we actually will be old, and we'll look back on this night and remember what a good time we had.
也許不會，但等我們真正老去的那天，我們回想到今晚仍然會懷念起今夜的好時光
Okay, like what? I know. Food fight! I'll keep thinking.
比如什么，我想到了，食物大戰(zhàn)，我再繼續(xù)想吧
Look, I know you both feel bad about being alone,
我知道你倆為單身而難過
but sometimes the best thing you can do is take a little time for yourself, especially when you just got out of a relationship.
但有時最好的解決辦法就是給自己一點時間，尤其是當(dāng)你剛剛結(jié)束一段關(guān)系的時候
Speaking of ending relationships,
說到結(jié)束關(guān)系
when British Honduras became Belize, they designed a new flag with a tree on it, and I would like to hang myself from that tree.
當(dāng)英屬洪都拉斯改名為伯利茲時，他們設(shè)計了一面畫著樹的國旗，現(xiàn)在我想在那棵樹上吊死來結(jié)束生命
But, Amy, when you and Sheldon split up, didn't you start dating someone right away?
可是艾米，當(dāng)你和謝爾頓分手時，你不是立刻就和其他人約會了嗎
Well, I... I wouldn't say right away. And actually, it was three different men.
我不覺得那算是立刻，而且，實際上她約會了3個人
Three different men?! Damn, girl, way to give the milk away?
3個人嗎，我去，妹子，太會主動給豬送白菜了吧
Oh, looks like we just lost Kripke.
克里普克好像斷線了
Actually, I'm still here. Now? Yup. Now? Yup! Now?
沒有，我還在線上，現(xiàn)在呢，還在，現(xiàn)在呢，還在，現(xiàn)在呢
Oh, looks like we just lost Kripke.
克里普克好像斷線了
Before Emily, I was alone for so long. I just... I don't know if I can do that again.
在艾米麗之前，我曾經(jīng)單身了好長時間，我不知道是否還能再挺過單身的日子
Well, you know, here is something that might cheer you up.
有件事可能會讓你開心一點
The flag of the Isle of Man is nothing but three legs sharing a weird pair of underpants, so...you think you got problems.
英屬曼島的國旗上面是共穿一條奇怪內(nèi)褲的三條大光腿，所以...你覺得只有你有大問題嗎
I have an idea. Maybe someone in our audience would be interested in meeting Rajesh.
我有個主意，也許咱們觀眾中的某人可能會有興趣和拉杰什見面
Ladies, I can attest that he is a kind,handsome, intelligent...
姑娘們，我可以證明他是一個善良，帥氣，聰明
Rich parents! Don't forget, rich parents!
富二代，別忘了說我是富二代
...spoiled astrophysicist who not only...
被寵壞了的天體物理學(xué)家，不僅...
Well, that was quick. Hi. You're on Fun with Flags.
行動夠快的，你好，這里是《有趣的旗幟》
Hey, I think I got cut off.
喂，我剛剛好像斷線了
Hello, Kripke. I have a flag question. How many men did you have sex with?
你好，克里普克，我有一個旗幟問題，你睡過幾個男人
Let's see. What's young and fun?
找找，什么東西年輕有趣
Uh, we could go dancing.
我們可以去跳舞
Are you actually gonna dance?
你是真準(zhǔn)備下舞池跳嗎
Of course. Yeah. No one wants to see that.
當(dāng)然了，對啊，就別害別人得自戳雙目了
Hey, how about skinny dipping at the beach?
去海邊裸泳如何
No, I don't need any fish nibbling my business.
不去，我經(jīng)不起另一種"魚水之歡"了
Oh, there's a screening of Moulin Rouge! I heard the crowd sings along and stuff.
有《紅磨坊》演出，聽說觀眾和演員都一起唱
That sounds fun. When's it start? Midnight.
好像挺有意思的，幾點開始，午夜
Midnight. Really? You know what? Let's do it.
午夜，不是吧，管它呢，我們?nèi)グ?/div>
Okay, great! Oh, wait. Uh, it's sold out.
好的，太棒了，等等，票賣光了
Oh, thank God. Yes!
謝天謝地，太棒了
It says, rabies in rabbits is highly unlikely.
上面說，兔子傳播狂犬病的幾率很小
Oh, terrific. It's not terrific. Lots of highly unlikely things happen.
太好了，一點都不好，小概率的事發(fā)生得還少嗎
You saw what's under this robe, and you still married me.
你見過這浴袍下的胴體，居然還嫁給我
If you're really worried, we'll take him to the vet and have him tested. Good. Thank you.
你要是真的擔(dān)心，就帶它去看獸醫(yī)，讓獸醫(yī)檢測一下，好的，謝謝
Oh, okay, there is a test!
好，找到個測試
All they have to do is...cut off his head and check his brain.
你只需要...劈開它的頭，檢查大腦
Oh, cut off his head? That's where his little nose is.
劈開它的頭，那小鼻子就在頭上呢
He's not showing any symptoms.
它沒有任何狂犬癥狀
I guess I'll just go to the emergency room to be safe.
我還是去自己急診室確認(rèn)一下吧
Howie, this is just your hypochondria.
華仔，這只是你的臆想病犯了
No, when I sat on the mute button and thought I'd gone deaf, that was my hypochondria.
不是，我坐到靜音鍵上以為自己聾了，那才叫臆想病
We'll find another time to tell him I'm pregnant.
我們另找個時間告訴他我懷孕了吧（外國會用"the rabbit died（兔子死掉）"來指女人懷孕）
I mean, this is the first time I've ever broken up with someone. I just... I didn't realize it was gonna hurt this much.
這是我第一次跟人分手，沒有想到，會如此心痛
It really can. All right. Nothing about this is fun.
是這樣的，行了，這一點都不有趣
No one wants to talk about flags, and I haven't spoken in over ten minutes, so, enjoy your new show, Internet.
沒人想聊旗幟，而我已經(jīng)十分鐘插不上話了，所以互聯(lián)網(wǎng)，請欣賞新節(jié)目
Dr. Amy Farrah Flower Present... With.
由艾米·菲拉·福勒博士出品的《的》
I'm sorry for bothering you. I'll hang up now.
抱歉打擾到你們了，我馬上掛
No, hold on, Rajesh. You know, you're not being very sympathetic. You know firsthand that breakups are hard.
不要，等等，拉杰什，你這樣非常沒有同情心，分手的痛楚你最清楚不過了
Fine. If you insist on making me a part of this, yes, I knowledge how painful they can be.
好吧，如果你堅持讓我參與的話，是的，我了解這有多痛苦
However, pain has an evolutionary purpose.
盡管如此，這種痛苦有進化的作用
It provides information from the environment that, uh, behavior isn't good for us.
這讓我們獲得外部提供的信息，這種行為對我們有負(fù)面影響
Like when I fell in love with that stripper and bought her a Prius. I'm just gonna push all the buttons.
比如我愛上了那個脫衣舞女給她買了一輛豐田普銳斯，我要把所有鍵都按一遍
Raj, now, I'm sorry you're suffering. When Amy and I were broken up, I also suffered.
拉杰，我很遺憾，你覺得痛苦，當(dāng)初我和艾米分手時，我也很痛苦
And this may sound surprising, but I'm grateful for having gone through it.
說起來也許你不信，但我很感激有過這段磨難
Really? Yes. I believe our relationship now is stronger than ever.
真的嗎，是的，我相信我們現(xiàn)在的感情，前所未有的牢固
So do I. Whenwhen we were apart, I learned how important you are to me.
我也是，在我們分手期間，我了解到你對我有多重要
And I realize that when two people are in love, sometimes they...
也意識到，當(dāng)兩個人相愛，有時候他們...
Happy Valentine's Day! We are young and fun!
情人節(jié)快樂，我們年輕又有趣
I stand corrected. Fun.
我認(rèn)錯，有趣
Congratulations on a successful live show. And a lovely Valentine's Day.
恭喜直播節(jié)目成功，還有美好的情人節(jié)
Cleaning up is not young and fun.
打掃清潔真是不年輕也不有趣
It can be. Confetti fight!
怎么不是，彩花大戰(zhàn)
Maybe you should take a break. I got this.
你去歇會吧，我來就好
Did you know the singular of confetti is "confetto"?
你知道彩花的單數(shù)是彩片嗎
Interesting, and when would you use the singular?
有意思，但哪時會需要用單數(shù)表示
I'm glad you asked. Amy, you have a confetto in your nose. No, no, no, no. Other side. There you go.
問得好,艾米，你鼻子里有一張彩片，不不不，另一邊，這就對了
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