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	第十一季第二十三集
0,0:00:01.69,	That's not right.
	這是不對的
0,0:00:03.35,	That's so unreasonable.
	你這人根本不講理呀
0,0:00:05.62,	Yeah, well, if you're going to be like this,
	如果你要這樣做
0,0:00:06.98,	then I don't want to talk to you right now, either.
	那我也不想跟你說話了
0,0:00:09.30,	Okay. I love you. Bye.
	好吧愛你拜拜
0,0:00:12.55,	Amazon customer support?
	在和亞馬遜客服講話嗎
0,0:00:16.12,	No, my mother.
	不是我媽
0,0:00:17.46,	Guess who she's insisting we invite to our wedding.
	你猜她非要我們邀請誰來參加婚禮
0,0:00:20.66,	Jesus?
	耶穌嗎
0,0:00:22.86,	If only.
	是就好了
0,0:00:24.01,	My brother.
	是我哥哥
0,0:00:25.89,	Wait a minute. You didn't invite your brother to your own wedding?
	等等你沒邀請你哥來參加婚禮嗎
0,0:00:29.60,	He tormented me my whole childhood.
	我的整個童年都是在他的淫威下度過的
0,0:00:32.20,	I don't think I should reward that type of behavior
	這樣的行為怎么能配獲得
0,0:00:34.35,	《星球大戰(zhàn)》系列中的宇宙飛船

0,0:00:34.35,	with a slice of wedding cake in the shape of the Millennium Falcon.
	吃上一塊千年隼形狀結(jié)婚蛋糕的機(jī)會呢
0,0:00:38.90,	Try again.
	你再說一遍
0,0:00:39.82,	A slice of wedding cake in the shape of a cake.
	一塊蛋糕形狀的結(jié)婚蛋糕
0,0:00:44.42,	Look, he may have been mean to you when you were kids,
	也許他小時候?qū)δ銐牧它c(diǎn)
0,0:00:46.63,	but you're both grown men now.
	但你倆現(xiàn)在都是成年人了
0,0:00:48.42,	That's right. I'm a grown-up,
	沒錯我成年了
0,0:00:50.76,	and if I don't want to invite him to my wedding, then I won't.
	如果我不想讓他參加我婚禮我就不用邀請他
0,0:00:54.11,	Okay.
	好吧
0,0:00:54.73,	Except I have to 'cause my mommy's making me.
	可我不得不邀請因?yàn)槲覌屵浔莆易?/td>
0,0:01:26.06,	Okay, so each welcome bag gets a schedule of events,
	每個迎賓禮袋中含有一張婚禮時間表
0,0:01:29.11,	a map, and chocolate from me.
	一份地圖和我送的巧克力
0,0:01:31.07,	And from Sheldon, a bottle of Purell...
	謝爾頓送的一瓶免沖洗手液
0,0:01:35.23,	...the number for Poison Control in case someone
	以及如果有人誤喝了洗手液
0,0:01:37.65,	accidentally drinks the Purell,
	需要撥打的毒物控制中心電話
0,0:01:40.19,	and a laminated table of elements
	以及一張壓膜的元素周期表
0,0:01:42.27,	because the American school system is a failure.
	因?yàn)槊绹膶W(xué)校系統(tǒng)就是垃圾
0,0:01:46.43,	How many out-of-town guests are there gonna be?
	有多少客人是從外地來的
0,0:01:48.32,	I'm actually not sure.
	我還真不知道
0,0:01:49.60,	Turns out Sheldon didn't invite his brother.
	我才發(fā)現(xiàn)謝爾頓沒有邀請他哥哥
0,0:01:51.60,	Mm. Now it's starting to sound like a wedding.
	現(xiàn)在開始有婚禮的感覺了
0,0:01:54.92,	And his mom said she won't come if his brother's not there.
	如果他哥不來他媽也不肯來了
0,0:01:57.49,	Ooh, now it's starting to sound like a good wedding.
	現(xiàn)在開始有完美婚禮的感覺了
0,0:02:01.07,	Hey, Bernie.
	妮妮
0,0:02:03.16,	How do you know if someone has pink eye?
	紅眼病的癥狀是什么來著
0,0:02:05.91,	Um, their eye would be red, swollen and probably oozy.
	眼睛發(fā)紅變腫還有分泌物
0,0:02:09.46,	Okay, thanks.
	好的謝謝
0,0:02:11.34,	Both kids have pink eye.
	咱家倆娃都得了紅眼病
0,0:02:13.25,	Oh, no.
	不會吧
0,0:02:14.23,	You stop right there.
	你站著別動
0,0:02:15.81,	I'm getting married in a week;
	我下周就要結(jié)婚了
0,0:02:17.05,	you are not giving me pink eye.
	你可不能把紅眼病傳染給我
0,0:02:18.82,	I don't have pink eye.
	我又沒得紅眼病
0,0:02:19.97,	Hey! Hey. Hey.
	慢著慢著慢著
0,0:02:22.33,	Step away from the bride.
	別靠近新娘
0,0:02:24.64,	Okay. I'll go back upstairs.
	好那我回樓上去了
0,0:02:26.85,	Get in the shower and then take those clothes and burn them.
	趕緊去沖澡然后把這身衣服都燒了
0,0:02:29.23,	Yeah, and all the rest of your clothes!
	沒錯把你其他衣服一起燒了
0,0:02:33.26,	Ah, worth a shot.
	值得一試嘛
0,0:02:38.77,	So am I gonna be, like, the only single guy at Sheldon's wedding?
	我是不是謝爾頓婚禮上唯一單身的人
0,0:02:41.59,	No.
	不
0,0:02:42.28,	There-There'll be a lot of single people there.
	還有好多單身人士在呢
0,0:02:44.06,	Stuart, Amy's great-aunt...
	斯圖爾特艾米的姑姥姥
0,0:02:47.33,	Although, Stuart's already friended her on Facebook,
	不過斯圖爾特加她臉書好友了
0,0:02:49.91,	so, better move quick.
	所以你最好抓緊動作
0,0:02:53.20,	I got to find a date.
	我必須找個伴了
0,0:02:54.37,	I don't want to be that sad single friend
	我才不想做
0,0:02:56.12,	that everyone looks at with pity.
	被眾人報(bào)以同情目光的可憐單身狗
0,0:02:57.49,	Uh, I'm-I'm afraid that ship may have sailed.
	我想這已經(jīng)是無法挽回的事實(shí)了
0,0:03:03.24,	Leonard,
	萊納德
0,0:03:05.04,	you have a brother, right?
	你也有哥哥對吧
0,0:03:06.37,	Yes.
	對
0,0:03:07.04,	Is he the worst?
	他是不是特討厭
0,0:03:08.15,	Is he an unspeakable abomination?
	是不是可惡到令人發(fā)指
0,0:03:10.08,	Does the very thought of him make your skin crawl?
	是不是一想到他就讓你毛骨悚然
0,0:03:13.56,	Well, he laughs at his own jokes,
	他除了會說完笑話自己笑之外
0,0:03:15.02,	but otherwise he's okay.
	其他方面還算不錯啦
0,0:03:17.30,	Sheldon, what's going on?
	謝爾頓你怎么了
0,0:03:18.51,	I'm trying to invite my stupid brother to my wedding
	我要邀請我那個傻大哥來參加婚禮
0,0:03:21.35,	and he's avoiding my calls.
	可他故意不接我電話
0,0:03:22.88,	You don't know he's avoiding your calls.
	你怎么知道他故意不接你電話
0,0:03:29.15,	Hey, you've reached George Cooper.
	你好我是喬治·庫珀
0,0:03:30.56,	Please leave a message, unless this is Sheldon again,
	有事請留言但如果你是謝爾頓
0,0:03:33.12,	in which case, please try me on my other number,
	那么請撥打我的另一個號碼
0,0:03:35.52,	1-800-suck-it.
	1-800-去死-吧
0,0:03:41.17,	See?
	聽到?jīng)]
0,0:03:42.33,	And I know that's not a real number
	我知道那號碼是假的
0,0:03:43.90,	because why would it be toll-free?
	誰會給自己弄個免費(fèi)專線呀
0,0:03:47.69,	Sheldon, you tried.
	謝爾頓你嘗試過了
0,0:03:48.73,	What more could you have done?
	你也沒有其他辦法了
0,0:03:50.00,	Hey, why didn't you invite him in the first place?
	你為什么一開始不邀請他呢
0,0:03:52.00,	You don't know what it was like growing up with him.
	你不懂和他一起長大的恐怖體驗(yàn)
0,0:03:54.88,	I get it; I grew up with lots of brothers.
	我懂我兄弟多著呢
0,0:03:57.33,	My brother Adoot was especially mean.
	我哥阿杜特就特別壞
0,0:03:59.17,	Really? I've never heard you mention Adoot.
	真的嗎我從沒聽你說過阿杜特
0,0:04:01.03,	Yeah, sure I have.
	我當(dāng)然說過
0,0:04:02.68,	He's the one who left the door open when we were kids,
	小時候就是他忘了關(guān)門
0,0:04:04.82,	and my pet mongoose ran away.
	害我的寵物貓鼬跑掉了
0,0:04:08.01,	Stupid Adoot.
	白癡阿杜特
0,0:04:11.33,	Look, uh, short of getting on a plane and flying there,
	除了搭飛機(jī)親自去找他
0,0:04:13.99,	what does your mother expect you to do?
	你媽還指望你怎么做呢
0,0:04:19.36,	I kept saying no.
	我一直在說我不要
0,0:04:20.45,	H-H-How am I here?
	我怎么就坐上來了呢
0,0:04:24.84,	Hey, did I tell you?
	我告訴你沒
0,0:04:25.74,	- I found a date. - ?To the wedding?
	我找到個伴了-去參加婚禮嗎
0,0:04:27.35,	Uh, to coffee.
	不去喝咖啡
0,0:04:28.40,	But if things go well, Sheldon and Amy's wedding.
	但如果進(jìn)行順利謝爾頓和艾米的婚禮上見
0,0:04:31.83,	Aren't you worried it's a little intense
	你不會擔(dān)心邀請一個
0,0:04:33.51,	to ask someone you just met to go to a wedding?
	剛認(rèn)識的人參加婚禮會把人逼得太緊嗎
0,0:04:36.43,	I'm running out of time.
	我時間要不夠了
0,0:04:38.60,	Wh-Wh-Why can't there be a service where you can
	怎么沒人開發(fā)一種服務(wù)
0,0:04:40.58,	just pay someone to be your date for the evening?
	可以付錢請人假裝當(dāng)一晚你的伴侶呢
0,0:04:46.14,	Like an escort service?
	就像三陪服務(wù)嗎
0,0:04:47.67,	No, no, no. Y-You wouldn't be paying for sex.
	不不不不是付錢和她上床
0,0:04:50.29,	I mean, obviously if things went well,
	雖然如果進(jìn)展順利
0,0:04:51.54,	it could lead to sex, but, but the money is for,
	那自然會上床但你主要是付錢請她
0,0:04:54.43,	like, you know, her time and companionship.
	花時間陪伴你
0,0:04:56.57,	Oh, I get it...
	我明白了
0,0:04:58.71,	an escort service.
	三陪服務(wù)
0,0:05:01.04,	Stop saying that.
	別再這么說了
0,0:05:02.15,	Stop meaning it.
	別再不謀而合了
0,0:05:04.97,	Hey, Raj, remember when you borrowed
	拉杰還記得你那天
0,0:05:07.06,	my VR goggles the other day?
	借走我的虛擬實(shí)境眼鏡嗎
0,0:05:09.03,	Yeah.
	記得
0,0:05:11.01,	Probably shouldn't have done that.
	真不是個好主意啊
0,0:05:17.07,	輪胎醫(yī)生

0,0:05:19.26,	So, wait, y-your brother is Dr. Tire?
	等等你哥就是輪胎醫(yī)生嗎
0,0:05:22.06,	Yes, and, apparently,
	是的而且呢
0,0:05:23.54,	it only takes half a semester of community college
	只需要讀半學(xué)期的社區(qū)大學(xué)
0,0:05:25.84,	to get that particular doctorate.
	就能得到這個醫(yī)生文憑
0,0:05:28.36,	We passed three of these stores on the way here.
	我們一路上經(jīng)過了三家分店呢
0,0:05:30.96,	Why did you say he's just "some loser who sells tires"?
	你為什么會說他是"賣輪胎的廢柴"
0,0:05:34.46,	You're right, that was unfair.
	你說得對我那話有失公允
0,0:05:35.98,	He's a loser who sells more tires than anyone in Texas.
	他是全德州輪胎銷售量最高的廢柴
0,0:05:43.35,	Oh, excuse me.
	打擾了
0,0:05:44.69,	Uh, we're looking for a Georgie Cooper.
	我們想找小喬治·庫珀
0,0:05:46.52,	One second, I'll check to see if the doctor's in.
	稍等片刻我去看一下醫(yī)生在不在
0,0:05:50.18,	He is not a doctor.
	他才不是醫(yī)生
0,0:05:52.90,	There's only one doctor here and it's me.
	在場只有一個博士[醫(yī)生] 那就是我
0,0:05:56.62,	I'm also a doctor.
	我也是博士啊
0,0:05:57.78,	Do you want to wait in the car?
	你想回車上等嗎
0,0:06:00.23,	I wanted to wait in California.
	我想在加州等啊
0,0:06:04.17,	So, is this Georgie?
	他就是小喬治嗎
0,0:06:06.38,	Yes.
	是啊
0,0:06:07.83,	And what is he even using
	他用那個聽診器
0,0:06:09.51,	that stethoscope to listen to?
	是想要聽出個什么鬼啊
0,0:06:11.95,	I don't know, small leak?
	不知道啊微小的漏氣嗎
0,0:06:15.36,	All right, that makes sense.
	好吧這合理
0,0:06:18.96,	What the hell are you doing here?
	你他媽來這里干嘛
0,0:06:21.56,	Hello, Georgie.
	你好小喬治
0,0:06:22.56,	It's just George now.
	現(xiàn)在叫喬治就行了
0,0:06:24.40,	Fine, George.
	好吧喬治
0,0:06:26.12,	No, I don't like it-- Georgie.
	不行人家不喜歡小喬治
0,0:06:29.13,	I see you haven't changed one bit.
	我看你真是一點(diǎn)都沒變啊
0,0:06:30.69,	Thank you, that is a nice thing to say.
	謝謝你這話真動聽
0,0:06:34.29,	Hey, I'm Leonard.
	你好我是萊納德
0,0:06:35.25,	I'm here for-for no reason.
	我來是因?yàn)?... 毫無理由
0,0:06:39.09,	What do you want, Sheldon?
	你想怎么樣謝爾頓
0,0:06:40.57,	Why aren't you returning my phone calls?
	你為什么不回我的電話
0,0:06:42.69,	You're supposed to be the smart one;
	你才應(yīng)該是聰明的那個
0,0:06:44.42,	you figure it out.
	你自己想
0,0:06:46.63,	He's not that kind of smart.
	他不是這種聰明
0,0:06:47.70,	You might want to give him a hint.
	你最好給他一點(diǎn)提示
0,0:06:50.98,	We haven't talked in over ten years,
	我們有十多年沒說過話了
0,0:06:53.36,	and now that you need something,
	現(xiàn)在你有事求我
0,0:06:54.43,	you think you can just show up at my store?
	你以為你就可以直接跑來我店里嗎
0,0:06:56.12,	Well, let's just drop everything
	我們把手頭事情都先放一邊
0,0:06:57.43,	to accommodate Sheldon.
	先滿足謝爾頓吧
0,0:06:59.41,	Nice try,
	你少來
0,0:07:00.84,	but I am not a gullible little boy anymore.
	我不再是容易上當(dāng)?shù)男∧泻⒘?/td>
0,0:07:03.06,	I can recognize sarcasm.
	我現(xiàn)在能聽出話中帶刺
0,0:07:06.42,	Okay. You're right.
	好吧你說得對
0,0:07:07.63,	I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
	抱歉
0,0:07:08.89,	Tell me what you need.
	告訴我你有何需要
0,0:07:09.90,	Your wish is my command.
	您的愿望對我就是圣旨
0,0:07:11.91,	That's better, thank you.
	這次好多了謝謝
0,0:07:21.08,	Oh, my God.
	天啊
0,0:07:25.99,	Yeah, I got it, too.
	對我也得了
0,0:07:27.62,	Wow. You really can't keep your hands off Howard, can you?
	你真是不碰霍華德會死是吧
0,0:07:31.00,	I know, I have a problem.
	我知道我有病
0,0:07:33.96,	I just wanted to make sure you and Amy didn't get it.
	我就想確認(rèn)你跟艾米沒得紅眼病
0,0:07:36.47,	Well, I didn't get it.
	我是沒得啦
0,0:07:40.33,	You infected me a week before my wedding.
	你在我婚禮前一周傳染給我了
0,0:07:44.91,	What am I supposed to do about this?
	我該怎么解決這個
0,0:07:47.74,	Wear a veil?
	戴上面紗
0,0:07:52.21,	It's not funny.
	一點(diǎn)都不好笑
0,0:07:55.15,	Look at what you've done to me!
	看看你對我做了什么
0,0:07:57.80,	Could you just, like, not touch my computer
	你能不能別碰我的電腦
0,0:08:00.34,	or... like, anything else. I just, ugh,
	或是其他東西我...
0,0:08:03.96,	I don't want to look like that in your wedding photos.
	我不想在你婚禮照片上留下這副丑樣兒
0,0:08:08.90,	There aren't gonna be any wedding photos.
	不會有什么婚禮照片了
0,0:08:10.60,	My fiancé's a germophobe.
	我的未婚夫有潔癖
0,0:08:12.10,	If he finds out I'm contagious,
	要是被他發(fā)現(xiàn)我得了傳染病
0,0:08:13.49,	he'll never come back from Texas.
	他就會永遠(yuǎn)留在德州不回來了
0,0:08:15.80,	What if we tell him the theme of the wedding is Walking Dead
	如果我們告訴他婚禮主題是《行尸走肉》
0,0:08:18.62,	and this is our zombie makeup?
	這是我們的喪尸妝怎么樣
0,0:08:21.94,	That'll probably work.
	這應(yīng)該能行
0,0:08:22.80,	We'll call that plan B.
	我們先把這列為B計(jì)劃
0,0:08:26.47,	Oh, well...
	好吧
0,0:08:29.43,	Turns out this is gonna come in handy after all.
	結(jié)果這個東西還是有用武之處的啊
0,0:08:35.11,	Hold up. I-I'm confused.
	等一下我沒聽明白
0,0:08:36.96,	You didn't want me at your wedding,
	你不想我參加你的婚禮
0,0:08:38.75,	but now that Mom won't come,
	但現(xiàn)在媽不愿意來
0,0:08:40.42,	you want me there.
	你就希望我參加了
0,0:08:42.37,	I know you don't hear this a lot,
	我知道你不常聽到這話
0,0:08:44.22,	but that is exactly right.
	但你說得完全正確
0,0:08:45.71,	Good job.
	干得好
0,0:08:48.80,	Not helping, Sheldon.
	這是火上澆油謝爾頓
0,0:08:50.81,	Listen here,
	聽好了
0,0:08:51.96,	you want me at your wedding,
	你希望我參加你的婚禮
0,0:08:53.75,	all you got to do is ask nicely.
	你只需禮貌地問我就行了
0,0:08:58.64,	- Georgie. - ?George.
	小喬治-是喬治
0,0:09:03.36,	I would like you at my wedding.
	我希望你能來參加我的婚禮
0,0:09:07.23,	Thank you, Sheldon.
	謝謝你謝爾頓
0,0:09:08.92,	That is so nice to hear.
	聽見這話真暖心
0,0:09:11.62,	But I would rather swallow a pregnant wildcat
	但我寧可吞掉一只懷孕的野貓
0,0:09:14.19,	and crap out a litter of kittens.
	并拉出一窩小奶貓也不去
0,0:09:19.63,	It is fitting that you got into tires,
	你做輪胎行業(yè)最適合不過了
0,0:09:21.99,	because you are tiresome.
	因?yàn)槟?quot;胎"討厭了
0,0:09:25.56,	Sheldon, come on.
	謝爾頓過來
0,0:09:28.26,	Was that too mean?
	我說得太惡毒了嗎
0,0:09:29.14,	No, not too mean, not too good either.
	不算太惡毒但哏也有點(diǎn)爛
0,0:09:39.03,	No, Mother. That's not fair.
	不媽媽這不公平
0,0:09:41.72,	But he told...
	但他對我說...
0,0:09:43.49,	Yes, ma'am.
	是的女士
0,0:09:45.39,	But I said...
	但我說...
0,0:09:47.04,	Yes, ma'am.
	是的女士
0,0:09:49.41,	Good-bye.
	再見
0,0:09:51.60,	What'd she say?
	她怎么說
0,0:09:52.85,	She's not getting in the middle of it
	她不會插手
0,0:09:54.57,	because we "boys need to work it out ourselves."
	因?yàn)槲覀?quot;兄弟倆得自己解決問題"
0,0:09:58.24,	Oh, maybe it's fine if she doesn't come to the wedding.
	她不來參加婚禮或許也沒關(guān)系
0,0:10:01.04,	I've got Amy now,
	我現(xiàn)在有艾米了
0,0:10:02.51,	and she can do everything a mom can do and more.
	媽媽能做的她都能做還遠(yuǎn)不止此
0,0:10:07.02,	Say that to her on the wedding night.
	洞房花燭夜對她說這句話
0,0:10:08.28,	Really spice things up.
	能增添情趣呢
0,0:10:11.10,	This is all Georgie's fault.
	這都是小喬治的錯
0,0:10:13.08,	My whole childhood, he was mean to me.
	我整個童年時期他都欺負(fù)我
0,0:10:15.22,	Sorry. I know what it's like to live with a bully.
	辛苦了我知道跟一個惡霸同住是什么感覺
0,0:10:19.08,	Your brother bullied you?
	你哥哥也欺負(fù)你嗎
0,0:10:20.54,	Oh, I was talking about Penny, but sure, yeah.
	我說的是佩妮不過他當(dāng)然也有
0,0:10:23.89,	Once, when I was eight,
	我八歲那一次
0,0:10:25.27,	I was going to dress as my favorite scientist for Halloween,
	我準(zhǔn)備在萬圣節(jié)扮成我最喜歡的科學(xué)家
0,0:10:27.92,	and Georgie threw my costume away.
	小喬治竟然把我的服裝扔了
0,0:10:30.15,	I had to wear a sheet and go as a ghost.
	我不得不罩上床單扮成鬼
0,0:10:33.35,	Scared myself all night long.
	整晚都嚇?biāo)牢易约毫?/td>
0,0:10:37.20,	Well, look, we don't fly out until the morning.
	我們明早才飛走
0,0:10:39.55,	Why don't I try and talk to him, give it one more shot?
	不如我去跟他談?wù)?nbsp; 再試一次
0,0:10:43.90,	All right.
	好吧
0,0:10:46.61,	But if he says, "Nerd says what,"
	但如果他說 "書呆說什么"
0,0:10:48.16,	- Don't answer him. - ?What?
	別回答他-什么
0,0:10:49.52,	You are a lamb to the slaughter.
	你猶如待宰的羔羊
0,0:10:55.35,	So, how was your date?
	你的約會怎么樣
0,0:11:00.13,	It was going well until my eye dripped in her latte.
	本來很順利直到我眼睛分泌物滴進(jìn)她咖啡
0,0:11:05.74,	We're so sorry we ruined your date.
	很抱歉我們毀了你的約會
0,0:11:07.76,	Oh, boo-hoo.
	真是可憐呢
0,0:11:10.92,	His date got ruined.
	他的約會毀了
0,0:11:12.26,	I'm about to get married, and look at me.
	我可是快結(jié)婚了看看我
0,0:11:16.67,	It looks like it's getting better.
	看起來有好轉(zhuǎn)了
0,0:11:17.90,	Oh, does it?
	是嗎
0,0:11:18.88,	Does it look like that with your two clear eyes?
	你兩只清澈明亮的眼睛看到的嗎
0,0:11:23.99,	I'm sorry. Are you mad that I don't have pink eye?
	不好意思你是在氣我沒得紅眼病嗎
0,0:11:26.49,	- What do you think? - Yes!
	你說呢-沒錯
0,0:11:32.02,	Uh-huh. Okay.
	好的
0,0:11:33.24,	Okay. Uh, uh, listen, I hear you.
	好的我聽到了
0,0:11:36.19,	美國職橄球聯(lián)盟史上最成功的的球隊(duì)之一

0,0:11:36.19,	I know they're pricey, but these are the Dallas Cowboys of tires, okay?
	我知道很貴但這些可是輪胎中的達(dá)拉斯牛仔隊(duì)
0,0:11:41.68,	And we're talking the Troy Aikman Cowboys,
	我說的可是特洛伊·艾克曼時期的牛仔隊(duì)
0,0:11:41.68,	均為牛仔隊(duì)的四分衛(wèi)

0,0:11:43.50,	not that pretty boy Tony Romo.
	可不是小白臉托尼·羅莫時期
0,0:11:46.97,	All right. Good call.
	好的好選擇
0,0:11:48.90,	You won't regret it.
	你不會后悔的
0,0:11:50.80,	Boom! ?
	炸裂
0,0:11:51.77,	Wow. That was impressive. Yeah.
	好厲害啊
0,0:11:53.76,	Well, it's easy when you love your product
	這并不難只要你熱愛自己的產(chǎn)品
0,0:11:56.25,	and hate Tony Romo.
	以及討厭托尼·羅莫
0,0:11:59.33,	Yeah, that guy's the...
	是啊那家伙真是...
0,0:12:01.64,	Actually, I don't, I don't know who that guy is.
	其實(shí)我不知道他是誰
0,0:12:04.96,	If you are here about Sheldon's wedding, don't bother.
	如果你是來當(dāng)謝爾頓婚禮的說客省省吧
0,0:12:08.11,	Come on. I-I know you two have your differences.
	別這樣我知道你倆有些[意見]不同
0,0:12:10.82,	You mean pretty much everything about us?
	你是指基本上在所有方面都不同嗎
0,0:12:12.80,	Well, not everything.
	也不是所有方面啦
0,0:12:14.51,	You're both tall, you have the same last name.
	你們都很高你們的姓氏都一樣
0,0:12:18.99,	Maybe I shouldn't have started this like it was a list.
	也許我一開始不應(yīng)該說得好像能列出很多條
0,0:12:22.56,	You have no idea what you are talking about.
	你根本不知道自己在說什么
0,0:12:24.89,	Ooh, there-- that-that was very Sheldon.
	你看這語氣像極了謝爾頓
0,0:12:29.29,	Look, I-I'm sure he was not the easiest brother to have,
	我很肯定他不是好相處的弟弟
0,0:12:33.01,	but it wasn't easy for him either,
	但他也不好過
0,0:12:34.79,	with you picking on him all the time.
	因?yàn)槟憬?jīng)常欺負(fù)他
0,0:12:38.48,	Picking on him? Is that what he told you?
	欺負(fù)他他是這么說的嗎
0,0:12:41.32,	Well, what about the time
	比如那一次
0,0:12:42.58,	you threw away his Halloween costume?
	你扔掉他的萬圣節(jié)服飾呢
0,0:12:45.33,	Well, yeah, 'cause he was gonna dress as some girl scientist.
	但那是因?yàn)樗氪虬绯膳茖W(xué)家啊
0,0:12:51.48,	Madame Curie?
	居里夫人嗎
0,0:12:53.76,	Oh, I didn't know she was a madam.
	我不知道她還是個鴇母[夫人]啊
0,0:12:58.34,	Come on. He was still gonna get beat up for wearing that dress.
	拜托他穿那個裙子我不揍也會有別人揍
0,0:13:01.21,	Well, didn't you sit on his head
	你不是還在他要看
0,0:13:02.84,	while he tried to watch Star Trek?
	《星際迷航》的時候坐他頭上了嗎
0,0:13:04.70,	Well, yeah, but that was hilarious.
	對啊可是那樣超好笑
0,0:13:08.69,	That is pretty hilarious, yeah.
	的確是還挺好笑的
0,0:13:11.55,	Look, I mean, I always looked out for him at school.
	拜托以前上學(xué)時我總罩著他
0,0:13:14.47,	I drove him everywhere.
	我開車載他到處去
0,0:13:15.54,	I apologized to people when he was rude.
	他失禮時我替他跟人賠不是
0,0:13:17.76,	Yeah. I've done all that.
	這些我也全做了
0,0:13:20.36,	I've also removed all the red balloons from his Lucky Charms
	我還幫他挑掉愛爾蘭小精靈麥片里
0,0:13:23.55,	because they weren't "Irish enough."
	他覺得不夠"愛爾蘭"的紅色氣球狀麥片
0,0:13:25.82,	All right. So you know what I'm talking about.
	那你應(yīng)該懂我說的意思啊
0,0:13:27.57,	And has he ever thanked you?
	那他可曾謝過你
0,0:13:30.35,	Not in so many words,
	沒用太多言語...
0,0:13:32.47,	or any words.
	或任何言語說過
0,0:13:34.61,	Would it kill him to actually say it?
	那讓他表達(dá)感激一下是會死嗎
0,0:13:38.26,	No. No, it wouldn't kill him.
	不的確不會死
0,0:13:44.08,	Leonard,
	萊納德
0,0:13:46.33,	you know how I got the money
	你知道我是怎么拿到錢
0,0:13:47.84,	to open up my first store?
	來開我第一家店的嗎
0,0:13:51.38,	I busted my ass for it,
	是我拼了老命弄來的
0,0:13:53.39,	cause all the extra money that we had had to go to Sheldon
	因?yàn)槲壹叶嘤嗟腻X全都要給謝爾頓
0,0:13:55.83,	so he could go to college and he could go study in Germany.
	好供他上大學(xué)和去德國讀書
0,0:14:00.41,	And do you know what he's never said to me?
	你知道他從沒對我說過什么嗎
0,0:14:02.95,	Danke schon?
	當(dāng)顆蘚
0,0:14:07.13,	It's, uh, "thank you" in German.
	這是"謝謝"的德語
0,0:14:09.48,	Do you need me to sit on your head?
	需要我也坐到你腦袋上嗎
0,0:14:12.95,	Nope.
	不用了
0,0:14:14.39,	After all my sacrifices,
	在我犧牲了那么多之后
0,0:14:16.96,	guess which kid my mom is the most proud of.
	你猜我媽最以哪個孩子為榮
0,0:14:21.93,	If it makes you feel any better,
	不知道這話能不能安慰到你
0,0:14:23.52,	my mom's most proud of Sheldon, too, so...
	但我媽最引以為榮的也是謝爾頓所以...
0,0:14:27.63,	Leonard,
	萊納德
0,0:14:29.44,	you want a beer?
	要來瓶啤酒嗎
0,0:14:31.07,	Yeah, I would love a beer.
	我愿意來瓶啤酒
0,0:14:33.19,	There you go.
	給
0,0:14:33.94,	- Thanks. Can you open it for me? - No, it's a twist-off.
	-謝謝你能幫忙我打開嗎 -這是擰開的那種
0,0:14:36.16,	I know.
	我知道
0,0:14:48.41,	Hey!
	看
0,0:14:49.55,	I got all the beads to the other side.
	我把所有珠珠都弄到另一邊了
0,0:14:53.71,	It's not a puzzle, Penny.
	佩妮這又不是什么謎題
0,0:14:57.20,	Do you really want to be touching that?
	你確定你要碰那些東西嗎
0,0:14:58.92,	Do you know how many sick kids...?
	你知道有多少生病的孩子摸...
0,0:15:00.56,	You know, never mind. Knock yourself out.
	算了沒事你盡量玩
0,0:15:05.36,	Bernadette says they're checking the kids now.
	伯納黛特說他們在檢查孩子了
0,0:15:07.43,	You know, maybe we didn't all need to come.
	其實(shí)我們不用全部都來的吧
0,0:15:09.80,	Hey, whatever kind of pink eye their kids have, I have,
	他們孩子得了哪種紅眼病我就得了哪種
0,0:15:13.23,	and I need to know.
	我需要知道情況
0,0:15:14.54,	And if it's viral, I'm screwed.
	如果是病毒性的那我慘了
0,0:15:16.42,	Maybe not. You know, I know it's not traditional wedding attire,
	不一定我知道這不算傳統(tǒng)婚禮服飾
0,0:15:19.91,	but how about a welder's mask?
	但焊工面罩你覺得如何
0,0:15:23.52,	If you know a welder,
	如果你認(rèn)識焊工
0,0:15:24.50,	美國婚禮習(xí)俗婚禮需要準(zhǔn)備四樣?xùn)\|西
	分別是新的舊的借的藍(lán)的
0,0:15:24.50,	that could be your "something borrowed."
	那面罩可以算你"借來的東西"
0,0:15:28.94,	Great news! It's bacterial!
	好消息是好治的細(xì)菌性
0,0:15:30.73,	- Yeah! ?- Yeah. ?Yes!
	太好了-棒
0,0:15:32.32,	- Yeah. ?- Yes. ?
	贊啦-耶
0,0:15:33.28,	What are you doing?! Wash your hands!
	你們在干嘛快去洗手
0,0:15:35.37,	Oh. ?Not you.
	你不必了
0,0:15:40.31,	Hello. Room service?
	你好客房服務(wù)嗎
0,0:15:41.71,	I'm calling about the club sandwich on your menu.
	我打來是想說一下你們的總匯三明治
0,0:15:45.87,	No, I-I don't want one.
	不我沒有要點(diǎn)
0,0:15:47.44,	I just want you to spell it correctly.
	我只是想糾正你們的錯字
0,0:15:51.15,	Unless the "Club" is the Poor Typing Club.
	除非你們的"總會"是指總會寫錯字
0,0:15:55.19,	Okay.
	好
0,0:15:55.85,	Now let's discuss this 15% "gratooty"?
	現(xiàn)在來說你們的15%小"廢"
0,0:16:02.53,	Yeah-- well, that was rude.
	對... 你這樣也太沒禮貌了
0,0:16:05.62,	Someone just lost their gratooty.
	某人要得不到小"廢"了
0,0:16:10.26,	Sheldon, you need to apologize to your brother.
	謝爾頓你得跟你哥哥道歉
0,0:16:13.41,	I'm sorry? ?
	你說什么[抱歉]
0,0:16:14.38,	Yes. Like that, but nicer, and that way.
	是的就是這樣但面向那里語氣好點(diǎn)
0,0:16:18.44,	I have nothing to apologize for.
	我沒有什么好對他道歉的
0,0:16:21.13,	I told you this was a bad idea.
	我就跟你說這是爛主意
0,0:16:22.65,	Sometimes you can't patch a tire.
	有些輪胎是補(bǔ)不了的
0,0:16:24.17,	You just got to buy a new one.
	你只能買新的換
0,0:16:25.91,	Actually, that's always the case.
	其實(shí)永遠(yuǎn)都是這樣
0,0:16:27.23,	Never patch, buy new.
	永遠(yuǎn)別補(bǔ) 汰舊換新
0,0:16:30.13,	While I appreciate your folksy tire wisdom,
	雖然我挺欣賞你的民間輪胎箴言
0,0:16:33.35,	I don't appreciate what you're putting Mom through.
	但我并不欣賞你讓媽遭受的事
0,0:16:35.98,	What would you know about what Mom's been through?
	媽遭受什么你知道個鬼啊
0,0:16:37.86,	You were never home.
	你一直都不在家
0,0:16:38.94,	Yeah, this is good.
	這樣挺好的
0,0:16:39.78,	Get it all out. ?
	把不滿都說出來
0,0:16:40.90,	- Not now! ?- Shut up!
	不是時候-閉嘴
0,0:16:42.61,	You went away to college after Dad died.
	爸去世后你就去上了大學(xué)
0,0:16:44.95,	Who do you think took care of everything?
	你覺得是誰負(fù)責(zé)照顧了家里
0,0:16:46.92,	Mom did. Mom always took care of everything.
	媽媽啊媽總是照顧好了一切
0,0:16:50.23,	Mom was a mess, Missy was a dumb teenager.
	媽媽當(dāng)時魂不守舍米希是個中二少女
0,0:16:53.39,	I had to look after both of 'em.
	只能我來一肩挑起照顧她們的責(zé)任
0,0:16:55.08,	I talked to Mom all the time.
	我整天都有跟媽打電話啊
0,0:16:56.84,	If she was upset, she would have told me.
	她如果不開心會告訴我的吧
0,0:16:58.77,	She was protecting you, you idiot,
	她是在保護(hù)你你個白癡
0,0:17:00.92,	just like everyone always does.
	你生活中我們所有人都這樣
0,0:17:03.58,	If things were bad,
	如果情況那么糟糕
0,0:17:04.93,	then why didn't you tell me?
	那你為什么不告訴我
0,0:17:06.31,	Because I was protecting you, too.
	因?yàn)槲乙苍诒Ｗo(hù)你啊
0,0:17:11.82,	You're my baby brother, Sheldon.
	謝爾頓你是我的弟弟
0,0:17:14.37,	I know life has been hard for you,
	我知道你從小就過得辛苦
0,0:17:17.98,	but that don't mean it's been easy for the rest of us.
	但這并不代表我們其他人就一帆風(fēng)順啊
0,0:17:22.63,	I suppose I didn't think about how it was for everyone else.
	我好像是沒有想過其他人的感受
0,0:17:26.87,	No, that's all right.
	算了沒事
0,0:17:28.90,	I know you didn't.
	我知道你沒想過
0,0:17:32.47,	I'm sorry.
	對不起
0,0:17:36.18,	Thank you.
	謝謝
0,0:17:37.86,	And it would mean a lot to me
	如果我的大哥能出席我婚禮
0,0:17:40.87,	to have my big brother at my wedding.
	那將對我意義非常重大
0,0:17:47.08,	I wouldn't miss it.
	我不會錯過
0,0:17:54.82,	Is it me, or did we just patch a tire?
	是我錯覺還是我們剛補(bǔ)好了一個輪胎
0,0:18:01.59,	He said, "never patch." do you even listen?
	他說了"永遠(yuǎn)別補(bǔ)" 你不聽人說話的嗎
0,0:18:15.84,	Hey, how's it going?
	情況怎么樣啦
0,0:18:20.08,	Really good.
	非常好
0,0:18:21.58,	Georgie's going to come to the wedding.
	小喬治會來參加我們的婚禮
0,0:18:23.77,	Oh, that's great!
	那太好了
0,0:18:25.77,	Why aren't you looking at the camera?
	你為什么不看鏡頭
0,0:18:27.64,	Oh, you know, I'm just working on my peripheral vision.
	我是在鍛煉我的周邊視覺
0,0:18:32.41,	Well, that is nonsense.
	你在說什么胡話
0,0:18:34.04,	Your peripheral vision is fine.
	你的周邊視覺好得很
0,0:18:36.50,	Are those women's magazines making you feel bad
	是不是那些女性雜志又讓你覺得
0,0:18:38.73,	about yourself again?
	自己這里不好那里不好了
0,0:18:42.05,	Yup, that is what's happening.
	是的正是這個情況
0,0:18:45.51,	I have told you before, those women are airbrushed
	這話我跟你說過了雜志上的女人全都靠修圖
0,0:18:48.97,	to make it look like they have good vision.
	這次也是修了好看起來像有好視力
0,0:18:52.99,	Hey, I-I was thinking,
	話說我想到
0,0:18:54.68,	now that you and your brother made up,
	現(xiàn)在你跟你大哥和好了
0,0:18:56.75,	there's no reason to rush home.
	你也不用著急回家啊
0,0:18:58.80,	Maybe you and Leonard could, could stay for, uh...
	或許你跟萊納德可以多待...
0,0:19:03.79,	two to three more fun-filled days there.
	兩到三個充滿歡樂的日子后再回來啊
0,0:19:08.25,	That's a great idea!
	真是個好主意啊
0,0:19:09.87,	Hey, Leonard, good news.
	萊納德有好消息
0,0:19:11.73,	We do have time to visit the Museum of the American Railroad!
	我們現(xiàn)在有時間去參觀美國鐵路博物館了
0,0:19:17.34,	I'd say no, but what's the point?
	我想拒絕但說了又有何用
0,0:19:25.08,	Ooh. You might not want to get too close.
	你最好別太接近我
0,0:19:27.79,	Pink eye.
	紅眼病
0,0:19:30.63,	Me, too!
	我也是
0,0:19:33.74,	- Bacterial? - ?Yeah.
	細(xì)菌性的嗎-是的
0,0:19:35.16,	Same! ?
	一樣
0,0:19:37.66,	I-I know this is gonna sound crazy, but...
	我知道這話聽起來可能很瘋狂但...
0,0:19:40.55,	would you be interested in going to a wedding with me?
	你會有興趣跟我一起去參加個婚禮嗎