《柯南脫口秀》第32期:難以啟齒的事

It's been a big morning.I want to take my time with it. 早上很累 我想好好放松一下

So I'm watching this thing for about a half an hour. 所以我看了半個小時

Congratulations.Must have had a really good story. 恭喜 劇情一定很贊

Parts of it was really interesting.oh,really? 有一部分真的挺有趣 真的嗎

So I'm watching this film and then on comes the scene with like 20 women doing unspeakable things to each other,on the TV. 我看著這部電影 然后在一個場景中 二十個女人互相做著難以啟齒的事 在電視上

Right? and everything ends and I wrap up everything and it's all finished. 對吧 然后一切都結束了 我搞定了一切 全都結束了

And I don't know about you.Mission .Mission accomplished. 我不知道你怎么樣 任務達成 任務達成

I don't know about you,but once you're done,you're done. 我不知道你是怎么樣 但是一旦搞完了 就沒興趣了

Right.You need that movie to come right off.That movie has to be off. 對的 你需要立刻關掉那部電影 那部電影必須關掉

It's to me how something so wonderful can be so terrible just two seconds later. 我感到很費解 前一秒那么舒服的東西 兩秒之后就變得那么糟糕

It reminds me of the hot towels you get on airplanes. 這讓我想到了飛機上的熱毛巾

They're so great for like three seconds and then there's these disgusting rags. 它們一開始感覺很舒服 三秒之后就變成了惡心的抹布

That have to be by salad gongues.yeah,you're right.Terrible. 它們必須用沙拉鉗夾走  是的 你說的對 太糟了

So you had the sub light moment.It's fantastic.right.and want it off the air. 所以你獲得了很棒的瞬間 爽呆了 結束了 然后你想關掉

I want turn it off,I the remote control and I press power and it doesn't shut off and it won't go off. 我想關掉 我拿著遙控器 點了電源 但是關不掉 畫面還在

And I don't want to stand up and go across the room because I want to go to sleep.Yes. 我不想站起來 走過房間 因為我想睡覺 是的

Pretty much.I just want to sleep.So,but It won't go off. 差不多就這樣 我只想睡覺 但是關不掉

I'm still hearing it and seeing it and I want no part of it anymore. 我還能聽和看到 但是我不想再參與了

I'm done.I'm finished.It's growing me out.It's me out now,yeah. 我夠了 我完了 現在令我很惡心 我也聽得很惡心