《柯南脫口秀》第51期:奧巴馬醫(yī)保

At the end it was I thought.Just woos I find disturbing. 最后面有點(diǎn)怪怪的 就那么零星的呼喊 有點(diǎn)鬧心

Many of my relationships are weird at the end,yes. 我很多的戀情到最后都很怪的

I can believe that.Start out good.Welcome to tonight's show.One of our best ever. 不難想象 起初挺好的 歡迎到今晚節(jié)目現(xiàn)場(chǎng) 我們最棒的一期了

Don't laugh at that.It's possible.One in 800 shot I would easily say. 別笑啊 這是有可能的 至少有八百分之一的可能

Much to talk about.The NBA playoffs are under way.Or as the lakers call it,time to golf! 很多可聊 NBA季后賽即將到來(lái) 湖人隊(duì)管這叫 該打高爾夫了

Clearly some laker fans here.They're just glaring at me right now. 顯然有湖人球迷到場(chǎng) 他們正怒氣沖沖地瞪著我呢

Now,you're what the big story is right now,Bruce Jenner.Bruce Jenner is the big story,yeah. 現(xiàn)在的大新聞是布魯斯·詹納 布魯斯·詹納是熱門新聞

How many saw his interview?I think 8 billion people watched that interview,yeah,8 billion,yeah. 多少人看了他的采訪 好像是80億人 80億人看了他的采訪

In last week's interview,Bruce Jenner said he's a woman who is transitioning his body from male to female and he's also a conservative Republican. 在上周的采訪中 布魯斯·詹納說(shuō)他是正在將身體從男性轉(zhuǎn)變?yōu)榕缘呐?而且他還是保守派共和黨人

That's what he said,yeah.Bruce said he looks foward to bashing Obamacare as soon as he finishes using it. 他是這么說(shuō)的 布魯斯說(shuō)他很期待抨擊奧巴馬醫(yī)保 不過(guò)得等他用完了再說(shuō)

What else is going on?It was reported one in four Americans didn't exercise at all this past year.Didn't exercise at all. 還有什么 據(jù)報(bào)道四分之一的美國(guó)人去年一年根本沒(méi)鍛煉過(guò) 根本沒(méi)鍛煉過(guò)

When he heard this,Chris Christie said hey,maybe I could be president.I could lead these people. 聽到這消息后 克里斯·克里斯蒂說(shuō) 或許我能當(dāng)上總統(tǒng) 這樣的人民我可以領(lǐng)導(dǎo)啊

A lot of people here applauded when I said don't exercise at all. 我剛剛說(shuō)根本沒(méi)鍛煉時(shí)好多人鼓掌了

People that brought their own to a talk show taping. 他們自帶了爆米花 來(lái)錄制脫口秀