《柯南脫口秀》第59期:理發(fā)師之戰(zhàn)

This is cool.This is a reality competition show,you know everywhere I go,babers always claim they're the best barber in the world. 這很酷 這是競(jìng)賽類(lèi)真人秀 不管我去哪里 理發(fā)師總是自稱自己是世界上最棒的理發(fā)師

Yes,very pround of what they,very pround of what they do.very . 是啊 對(duì)自己做的事很 對(duì)自己做的事很驕傲 喜歡競(jìng)爭(zhēng)

We created a show where each week three barbers compete,they do really high challenges they can design,sculptures,landscapes. 所以我們制作了一檔節(jié)目 每周三個(gè)理發(fā)師比賽 他們進(jìn)行高難度挑戰(zhàn) 設(shè)計(jì)打理發(fā)型

We come up with all kinds of stuff and they win prizes,you know,I give them prizes, 我們想出了各種挑戰(zhàn) 他們會(huì)獲得獎(jiǎng)品 我會(huì)給他們獎(jiǎng)品

article in the big bargershop website,and 15,000 dollars cash every week we do this,man. 大型理發(fā)店網(wǎng)站上的文章 每周一萬(wàn)五美金的獎(jiǎng)金

So it's been a lot of fun.you want to see it,really challenge it. 這很好玩 你們會(huì)想看的 很有挑戰(zhàn)性

We did some,I had barbers do you guys.I heard about this. 我讓理發(fā)師做出了你們的模樣的發(fā)型 我聽(tīng)說(shuō)過(guò)

I heard you got barbers really good to do a little something sepcial for me.Can we see that?Oh,my god,wow. 聽(tīng)說(shuō)你讓很棒的理發(fā)師做出我的模樣的發(fā)型 能看看嗎 天啊 瞧瞧

I don't know how to feel about that.That's scary.What are your eyes doing on that,Conan? 我不知道該作何感受 很?chē)樔?你的眼睛怎么了 柯南

That's mean,I don't know,that's you on sarsaparilla.You had too many sarsaparillas.and you guys did another one. 這是你喝了沙示之后的樣子 你喝了太多沙示 你們還做了一個(gè)

Let's see Andy.I think Andy,oh my God.That looks like his little bean thing from New York. 我們來(lái)看看安迪吧 我覺(jué)得安迪 天啊他看起來(lái)像是紐約的憨豆先生

Something about your forehead,Andy.I think that's more the shape of the guy's head.Blame the guy.Weird. 你的前額有點(diǎn)奇怪啊 安迪 我覺(jué)得是因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)人的頭型 怪那個(gè)人吧 真奇怪

"Cedric's barber battle"airs friday at 8:00 on the CW and "The soul Man"airs 10:30 on TV Land and you can see Cedric perform live across the country on the black and brown comedy get down tour. 《理發(fā)師大戰(zhàn)》周五晚八點(diǎn)在CW臺(tái)播出 《靈魂人物》周三十點(diǎn)半在TV Land臺(tái)播出 你們可以在全國(guó)各地的黑棕喜劇俱樂(lè)部 看到塞德里克的巡演現(xiàn)場(chǎng)表演

Why have I not been invited on that one? 我為什么沒(méi)被邀請(qǐng)啊