《柯南脫口秀》第68期:看上去挺酷的

and I saw that ad.Have you seen the usher ad.where he's dancing with the honey nut Cheerios bee? 結(jié)果我看到了亞瑟小子的廣告 大家看過嗎 他跟蜂蜜燕麥圈的蜜蜂跳舞

Yes,he's dancing with the honey nut Cheerios bee. 沒錯 他在跟蜂蜜燕麥圈的蜜蜂跳舞

And apparently,there is a reason for it,apparently usher released his latest single exclusively in boxes of honey nut Cheerios. 顯然 這事是有來由的 亞瑟小子這次的新專輯只放在蜂蜜燕麥圈的盒子里銷售

Yes,that's what he's doing.Now,I always thought usher seems like a cool guy,ok. 他這么干了 我一直覺得亞瑟小子這人看上去挺酷的

If he is releasing his new material in cereal boxes,maybe I should try something like that,you know. 如果他要把自己的新專輯放在燕麥盒里出售 或許我也該試試這個辦法

Starting right now.If you hurry,you can get a copy of tonight's final joke 現(xiàn)在開始 如果大家抓緊 能買到今晚獨(dú)白一節(jié)里最后一個段子

in every industial sized can of denty Moore beef .Andy,what's the joke for tonight? 會裝在每一罐工業(yè)罐裝丹提·莫爾燉牛肉里 安迪 今晚的段子是什么

Come on.where is the joke?Things like beef stew eats paper. 趕緊的啊 段子呢 燉牛肉似乎吃紙呢

Ok,here we go.this is a good one. 好了 這個不錯

In China,in china.I'm reading this through cold beef. 在中國 紙上都是涼涼的牛肉

In china,a woman caought off her husband's penis after she found out he was cheating 在中國 一名女子切下了丈夫的老二 因?yàn)樗l(fā)現(xiàn)他在偷腥

and then after it was sewn back on,she went to the hospital and cut if off again. 在他把老二縫回去之后 她去了醫(yī)院 再次給他砍掉了

Yeah,that's a true story,yeah.It just goes to show you two wangs don't make a right. 是的 真事啊 充分說明 兩個王也不對