《柯南脫口秀》第98期:西南航空上新聞

I don't think that's going to help because during the announcement,Americans widened their by over 10 inches. 但我覺得這沒什么用 因為在消息宣布期間 美國人的屁股加寬了近10英寸

This all happens in one second.It just pops out.That's the sound it makes when your explodes.Katai!That's right,write it down. 1秒鐘的事 一下就大了 那就是你屁股爆炸的聲音 卡擦 沒錯 相信我

A Wisconsin woman recently got a high school diploma at the age of 103 and says she is now considering going to college. 一名威斯康辛州女子最近拿到了高中畢業(yè)證 她已經(jīng)103歲高齡了 并稱在考慮上大學(xué)

Friends are recommending a two-year college. 朋友們建議她上兩年制的學(xué)校

A new report just came out.I can't make this stuff up. 一項新報告剛剛出爐 這都不是編的

A new report shows that the typical tourist in Las Vegas,according to , 一項新報告顯示 拉斯維加斯的普通游客 這是統(tǒng)計學(xué)數(shù)據(jù)

a typical tourist in Las Vegas is a 45-year-old married person from California. 拉斯維加斯的普通游客是45歲的加州已婚人士

That explains the new motto what happens in Vegas probably also happens in Fresno. 怪不得他們的新座右銘 是維加斯發(fā)生的事 大概也會在佛雷斯諾上演

There's a woman over here,but also the 45 year old married guy.A women just went,that sounds right. 那邊有個女人 45歲已婚人士 那女人說 是啊 差不多

I can hear you.That sounds right.That sounds right.You can continue now,conan.You have my permission. 我聽得到哦 是啊 差不多 差不多 繼續(xù)吧 柯南 恩準(zhǔn)你了