《柯南脫口秀》第107期:不接受廢話
You know what's funny,I have talked to you a million times.Hung out with you some.We shot some stuff together. 有趣的是 我和你聊過上百萬次了 跟你一起玩過 我們拍了一些短片
And yet people are by you sometimes,right?Because of you,you have a fierce 但是人們有時依然怕你 對嗎
you have a fierce expression.You power and . 你的表情很兇 你給人感覺強勢而嚴肅
These are all compliments I'm giving you. 我這是在夸獎你
But am I right that people probably get intimidated,right? 但人們會被你嚇到 我說的對嗎
I'm a no nonsense kind of guy,you know what I mean.No nonsense.I ain't with that,yeah. 我這人不喜歡廢話 你懂嗎 不廢話 我不接受廢話 是的
So don't give me no nonsense.I would never. 所以別拿廢話糊弄我 我永遠不會那樣做的
I would be the last person on earth,cube,to give you nonsense. 我是世界上最不可能對你說廢話的人 庫珀
But is it a misconception?Are you unapproachable?You just came out now and you're smiling. 但是 這是一種誤解嗎 你是不是很高冷 因為你出場以后有說有笑的
What happens when people come up to you and they just want to hang out? 如果有人過來和你說 他們想跟你一起玩怎么辦
Wait a minute.We can't hang out?I'm cool.I'm approachable.Just don't do anything stupid. 等等 我們不能一起玩 我很酷 平易近人 只要別做蠢事就行
Simple.Don't do anything stupid.Ok,nothing stupid. 很簡單 別做蠢事就行 好的 別做蠢事
Look,Conan,don't do anything stupid and we're cool.You act like you're addressing me now.I am. 聽著 柯南 別做蠢事我們就沒事 你好像在對我說這話 我是在對你說
I have created a,you know,sort of a hypothetical situation and now you're making it about me. 我假設(shè)了一種情景 而你現(xiàn)在開始怪我了
I would never come up and do someting inappropriate uncool.You,yeah. 我永遠不會對你做一些不適合或不酷的事 你嗎 是的
Admit it,I'm the coolest guy you know.Coolest guy you know. 承認吧 我是你認識的最酷的人 最酷的人
You're pretty cool.You're pretty cool,no doubt.You aren't as cool as this dude right here. 你挺酷的 你挺酷的 毫無疑問 你沒有這邊這個家伙酷 但是
But out of all of these people in here,yeah,you probably would be the one come up and do something really stupid. 但是在這里的這么多人里 你最有可能做出一些蠢事
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