《柯南脫口秀》第133期:久違的寂靜

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2019年02月24日

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The NFL,this is historic,the NFL has hired its first full time .Female referee. 美國(guó)橄欖球聯(lián)盟這很有歷史性美國(guó)橄欖球聯(lián)盟雇傭了首位全職女性裁判女性裁判

Yeah,it should work out great because if there are two tings that NFL players respect,it's and women.Yeah,very good.I foresee no problems. 結(jié)果一定會(huì)很好的要說(shuō)美國(guó)橄欖球聯(lián)盟的球員尊重什么那就是權(quán)威和女性了是啊我覺(jué)得毫無(wú)問(wèn)題

There are now reports that by next year,next year Los Angeles could have two professional football teams.Two professional football teams,yeah. 有報(bào)道稱(chēng) 到明年洛杉磯可能就有兩支職業(yè)橄欖球隊(duì)了兩支職業(yè)橄欖球?qū)?/div>

It will be just like that time,we had more than one professional basketball team. 肯定就是那次我們有不止一支職業(yè)籃球球隊(duì)一樣

I can't believe we chose that as the closing joke. 我們居然把這個(gè)作為獨(dú)白的最后一個(gè)段子

True story.True story.That's a true story.True story. 真的啊真的完全是真的真的

Backstage I'm like,is that the closing joke?Everyone was like that's going to kill. 我在后臺(tái)說(shuō) 就用這個(gè)段子結(jié)束嗎大家都說(shuō) 觀(guān)眾肯定喜歡的

People are so mad at the lakers,they will go crazy.They're going to love that! 大家都特別生湖人的氣他們肯定會(huì)樂(lè)瘋的他們會(huì)喜歡的

really?Oh yeah,get out there you red-haired fool.Come on.Nothing. 是嗎是啊去吧你個(gè)紅發(fā)的蠢貨去吧毫無(wú)反應(yīng)

That's the kind of quiet I haven't heard in a long time after that joke.I can hear Andy's heartbeat. 那個(gè)段子之后我聽(tīng)到了久違的寂靜我可以聽(tīng)到安迪的心跳

What else is going on?Easter has come and gone,of course,which means a lot of you are now throwing away your unwanted Easter candy. 還有什么復(fù)活節(jié)過(guò)去了所以你們很多人在丟掉多余的復(fù)活節(jié)糖果

We all do that.You get Easter candy.Some of it is good.some of you weed out.Too much, it. 我們都這樣大家會(huì)收到復(fù)活節(jié)糖果有些很好有些你就扔掉太多了丟掉

But before you toss it all out,there's an important message you need to see. 但在你丟掉之前你要看一則重要的信息