《柯南脫口秀》第138期:很大的榮譽(yù)

For some reason that I can't even explain and I didn't know what was happening. 理由我自己都解釋不了 我不知道發(fā)生了什么

And then there was another time where I was on a German talk show that was sort of like this kind of show 還有一次我去了一個(gè)德國脫口秀 跟這個(gè)秀差不多

But they all German and I had an ear piece. 但他們都說德語 我得戴著耳機(jī)

I would try to make a joke and,then I went and my friend Andy and I tried to buy a goldfish and we lost it. 如果我想講個(gè)笑話 就會(huì)是這樣 我和我朋友安迪買了一條金魚 結(jié)果弄丟了 耳機(jī)里就是這聲音

And no laugh.10 minutes later a laugh that's out of sync with what I said. 全場一片寂靜 然后十分鐘后觀眾笑了 但是和我說的話完全不同步

Wait,that was about what I said 10 minutes ago. 等等 他們一定在笑我十分鐘前講的笑話

I will tell myself when I go to sleep at night,they totally laughed at my joke. 我今晚睡覺時(shí)就這樣安慰自己 他們真的被我的笑話逗笑了

They were not laughing at me.That was a great .Where do you keep the award now?Or did you just leave it on the podium? 他們不是在笑我 那真是很大的榮譽(yù) 你現(xiàn)在把獎(jiǎng)杯放在哪里 還是說你留在那個(gè)講臺(tái)上了

I can't take it,I'm too nervous.I'm just going to go. 我太緊張了 這一定很有趣 我得走了

We will take a quick break.Much more with Kristen Stewart after this.Stick around. 稍事休息 下節(jié)繼續(xù)采訪克里斯汀·斯圖爾特 別走開