《柯南脫口秀》第141期:生活互相交織

As you know,I have heard,by the way.which I want to ask you about in a second. 順便說句 我聽說你感同身受 我一會(huì)想問你這個(gè) 我很好奇

My assistant and I,yeah,I had the same assistant,for 5 1/2,almost 6 years now. 是的 我的助理一直沒變 我們合作了五年半 將近六年了

Getting weird,huh?No,it's great.She will tell me to f-off,you know. 變得奇怪了嗎 不 很棒 她會(huì)對(duì)我說滾蛋 你知道嗎

What,you're crazy.Shut up,you know.She hits me and then I hit her.It's just craziness. 她會(huì)說 什么 你瘋了 閉嘴 她打我 我也打她 非常瘋狂

Sounds healthy.It will all be worked out in court. 聽起來挺健康  一切都會(huì)在法庭上解決的

It's what happens after while.When you have this relationship with people,who you're involved with each other's lives and it gets really kooky. 合作一段時(shí)間后就會(huì)這樣 你和他們產(chǎn)生了感情 你們的生活互相交織 感覺很古怪

So much and protection that has to happen. 會(huì)牽涉到很多隔離及保護(hù)

Then you sort of like end up,kind of like hiring a buddy,a confidante. 結(jié)果你相當(dāng)于 雇了一個(gè)好友 知己

Like somebody to organize your schedule,but in addition to that,like kind of live with you . 某個(gè)為你安排日程的人 但是不僅如此 你幾乎還和他住在一起

So yeah,it more complicated than just like go buy me tampons,because I'm embarrassed to go to right aid done it myself. 比 去給我買衛(wèi)生棉條 因?yàn)槲也缓靡馑甲约嘿I 要復(fù)雜多了

I never asked her to buy me tampons.Sorry.One time I asked her to buy me tampons,and it's because I was making puppets. 我從沒有讓她給我買過衛(wèi)生棉條 抱歉 我只讓她給我買過一次衛(wèi)生棉條 那是因?yàn)槲以谧瞿九?/div>