《柯南脫口秀》第178期:無(wú)限點(diǎn)贊能力
Speaking of technology,the dating app tinder is in the news. 說(shuō)到科技 約會(huì)應(yīng)用軟件陌陌上了新聞
You all konw tinder,right?Pretending you don't,ok. 大家都知道陌陌吧 裝做不知道 好吧
The dating app tinder launched a service with something called . 陌陌推出了一項(xiàng)白金服務(wù) 稱(chēng)為無(wú)限點(diǎn)贊能力
Unlimited liking capability. 無(wú)限點(diǎn)贊能力
Until now the only other product that gave you unlimited liking capablity was beer. 至此之前 唯一能讓你無(wú)限點(diǎn)贊的東西 就是啤酒了
I made out with a lamp post once. 我有次喝大了親燈柱
What's going on,in a recent speech,Pope Francis called money the devil's dung. 最近的一次演講中 弗蘭西斯教皇稱(chēng)錢(qián)為惡魔的屎
He called it the devil's dung,yeah. 說(shuō)錢(qián)是惡魔的屎
By the way,the Devil's dung is also the name of the Pope's garage band. 對(duì)了 這也是教皇車(chē)庫(kù)樂(lè)隊(duì)的名字
They do covers.Check them out. 他們翻唱曲子呢 去看看吧
They're playing in Malibu over the weekend. 他們周末去馬里布表演呢
New study just came out that says dogs have trouble remembering specific evens from their past.Dogs. 新調(diào)查表明 狗記不住他們過(guò)去的一些事 狗狗
Which makes sense because you might want to forget that you spent most of your life licking your balls. 這也有道理 換了你 也會(huì)想忘記你這輩子大都在舔蛋蛋呢
It's not something you would want to think about.Not me.That would carry me through some tough times. 這種事不堪回想啊 我不會(huì) 想想這個(gè)能支撐我度過(guò)很多艱難時(shí)刻呢
Lift you spirits.Sure.Occasionally you're sitting in the corner,ahhh.Doing good.Think about it. 會(huì)讓你開(kāi)心嗎 是啊 你有時(shí)好會(huì)坐在角落里 感覺(jué)不錯(cuò)啊 正想著呢
