《柯南脫口秀》第196期:電腦界的大新聞

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt coming up in a few minutes,Billy Eichner is here.

喬瑟夫·高登·李維待會兒就要出來了 比利·艾希納也來作客

And I'm covered in snake spit.It was worth it.Totally.that was not a realistic looking snake.

我渾身是蛇口水 值得的 當然 那條蛇太假了

It looked like a bean bag chair.It's what we could afford.Yes.

活像豆袋椅 我們要不起別的了

Loot at that,you could see the metal hoops in the throat.

看啊 能看到喉嚨里的金屬圈

Go back to that.It's like a construction trap shoot.

回放一下 就像建筑工地上的管道

Look at its dead eyes.Oh,no,that's me.I konw.

看那無神的眼睛 那是我啦 我知道

I want to talk about something.Big story in the computer world.

我想說件事 電腦界有大新聞

If you happen to own a windows computer,computer with windows,

如果你有裝windows系統的電腦

you know that when you buy it,it comes with all of this clip art and it has for years.

你就知道系統多年來 一直有一段剪貼畫

It comes with clip art，already there.Well,I guess it wasn't that popular.Whatever.

有一些系統自帶的剪貼畫 應該是不怎么受歡迎

Microsoft has announced the're discontinuing the clip are that comes with windows.Discontinuing it.

微軟稱他們將不再為系統提供自帶剪貼畫了 不再提供了

Clip art graphics were terrible,there were corny.Nobody used them anymore.They were awful.

那些剪貼畫很糟 俗氣 現在都沒人用了 很差勁

That's where I have to disagree.Ok.I'm a fan of fine art.

這就是我不同意的 我是美術迷

I know quality when I see it.I happen to be a bit of a collector.

我分辨得出什么是好畫作 我還是位收藏家

So I spoke to Microsoft this morning the minute I heard the news.

所以我今早一聽到這新聞 就去找了微軟

I picked up the phone that's shaped like my hand,and I said.Your imaginary phone.My imaginary phone.

我拿起我手形狀的電話 我說 你幻想的電話 我的幻想電話

No,I did.I called them and I said I want that art.You get rid of it,I want it.

真的 我打了電話 表示想要那些剪貼畫 你們不要 我要

So I bought up the entire collection of Microsoft's windows clip art.

所以我買下了微軟所有的剪貼畫