《柯南脫口秀》第207期:超越美國
They were making noises.Why can't I make noises?
他們也亂叫了啊 我怎么就不能
Sometimes I want to do it back to them.I know,I know.
有時候我就想回敬他們 是啊
Actually why they're cheering I'm always going,bop,beep.
他們歡呼的時候我總是鬧怪聲
Perfect cover,I'm on TV making terrible noises.That's the time to do it.
簡直是絕佳的掩護 我在電視上鬧怪調(diào) 時機正合適
Welcome to the show.We've got a great show tonight.
歡迎收看節(jié)目 今晚節(jié)目很棒
I think it will be one of our better shows.I think so too.Yeah.
我覺得會是我們最好的一期 我也這么想 嗯
This,Nice.This one is keeper.What does that even mean?
很棒的 真不錯 這家伙真賢惠 這話什么意思啊
We're going to keep a copy of this one.
這期節(jié)目我們要留拷貝
We usually have them destroyed.We're not going to throw it back into the video stream.
我們一般做完就銷毀 我們不會把節(jié)目拿出去流傳
We're going to save this one.So much to talk about.
這期節(jié)目我們要留下 有很多可聊的
Huge,huge news about china.I don't know if you heard but china,this is official today,
一則關(guān)于中國的大新聞 不知道大家是否聽說 今天正式宣布了
China has surpassed the US,now has the number one economy in the world.
中國已經(jīng)超越美國 成了世界第一經(jīng)濟體
After hearing this,China's children asked,So now can we take a lunch break?Curious,now can we stop?No.
聽到消息后 中國的孩子問 那我們現(xiàn)在能午休了嗎 就問問 我們能休息嗎 不能
I don't know why I'm，they are sawing iphones.
我這是做什么 他們在鋸iPhone
They make iPhone on a long stick and then they saw them into little bricks.And there's a 6 plus right there.
他們把iPhone做在一個長條上 然后一塊塊鋸下來 切一塊6下來
That's how they grow in the forest.Grow long stems and apart.
林子里就這么長的 都是長在長長的莖上
