《柯南脫口秀》第209期:結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日
I got an award for that joke.Put it right over here in my mind.
我靠這段子獲獎了 就放在我腦子里
Crazy story,today in Oklahoma,two men dressed as batman and captain America tried to rob someone at a gas station.
瘋狂的消息 今天在俄克拉荷馬州 兩名男子分別穿成蝙蝠俠和美國隊長 企圖在加油站實施搶劫
Yeah,they're being charged with attempted robbery and missing marvel with DC.
他們被指控?fù)尳傥此旌突煜虳C
Some guys over here like that joke way too much.That's right.That's right.
那邊有幾位笑得太歡了 是啊 說得對
In a recent interview,Kim Kardashian revealed she used to pray to God for her breasts to stop growing.
在最近的一次采訪中 金·卡戴珊透露 她曾向上帝祈禱 讓她的胸停止長大
Apparently God said fine,just wait until you see what I do to your ass.I apologize.
上帝說 好吧 不過瞧著我怎么整你的屁股 抱歉
This kind of cool.This week Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi,they celebrated their 10 year anniversary together.I think that's very nice.Congratulations.
一則趣聞 這周 艾倫·德杰尼勒斯和波蒂婭·德·羅茜引來了10周年結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日 我覺得這很棒 恭喜
And yeah.and they sent out some pictures.
嗯 他們發(fā)了一些照片
One of the pictures celebrating the occasion shows the couple on a beach completely makeup free.They look fantastic.
其中一張兩位 在海灘慶祝的照片中 她們都是素顏 她們看上去好棒
I thought it was a great thing they did.They look amazing.
我覺得這樣很棒 她們看上去很棒
They certainly look better than you and I do without makeup.
絕對比咱倆素顏好看多了
I don't think we look so bad without makeup,Andy.
我覺得我們素顏不那么糟糕啊 安迪
Alan,I think you have one,can you put up a picture of Andy and I without makeup?
艾倫 你是不是有一張 你能放出一張我和安迪素顏的照片嗎
Love our shirts.Without makeup,I get shorter too.You get shorter,yeah.
我們的襯衫真好看 而且不化妝我還矮了不少 是啊
They really do deemphasize my nose.
他們真是低調(diào)處理了我的鼻子
