英語笑話:Turkey and football 火雞與足球
火雞與足球
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line! When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!! You made the team and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey shouted, "I want to know if I’ll be playing Thanksgiving Day?!!"
足球隊(duì)結(jié)束了一天的訓(xùn)練，這時(shí)一只火雞來到場地上。在球員們驚異的注視之下，它走到主教練面前要求一次試訓(xùn)的機(jī)會?；痣u過了一個(gè)又一個(gè)人突破了整條后防線，而每個(gè)人都是在那靜靜的看著。當(dāng)火雞回到邊線的地方，教練喊道，“太出色了!你是我們的一員了，我要給你一個(gè)大大的獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)。”“獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)就算了吧，”火雞喊道，“我想知道是否可以在感恩節(jié)的時(shí)候上場!”
