Are we sure this is a good idea?
你確定這是個好主意嗎?
You saw how turned on he was. He was practically raising a barn in his pants.
你也看見那小伙多性奮了。他都在自己褲襠里"蓋起"一間馬棚了。
We're fine, they're fine.
我們沒事,他們也沒事
Just a typical male reaction to a couple of hot cougars like us. Ra. Rawr.
這是典型的男性反應(yīng)。因為遇見像我們這樣的性感熟女。如饑似渴,如狼似虎。
You know what isn't a typical male reaction?
你知道什么不是典型的男性反應(yīng)嗎?
Not calling or texting a girl you're interested in.
不給自己喜歡的姑娘打電話和發(fā)短信。
Well, why don't you just text Andy, then?
何不你給安迪發(fā)短信呢?
What should I text? "Why so gay, question mark"?
我應(yīng)該發(fā)什么???"干嘛這么基,問號"?
I don't know. The only thing I've ever texted to a guy is, "There's a cop behind you, walk past me."
我不知道。我唯一給男人發(fā)過的短信是,"你身后有警察,別停下跟我說話"。
Just say "Hey."
就發(fā)個"好嗎"得了。
Okay. I can do that. "Hey." Huh, it autocorrected to "Gay."
好吧,發(fā)這個可以。"好嗎"。手機都自動更正為"好基"了。
Even the phone's getting that vibe. There, sent it. "Hey."
連我手機都感覺到了。好了,發(fā)出去了。
Do you think I could grab a beer? Yes. No.
我可以拿瓶啤酒喝嗎?行啊。不行。
Look, they're working for us for free. One beer each.
人家免費幫我們蓋馬棚呢。一人拿一瓶吧。
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
好棒,好棒,好棒。
Max, you can't give underage kids beer in our home.
麥克斯,怎么能在咱家給未成年人酒喝啊。
Why? Isn't that what love is?
為啥不行,這不就是愛的真諦嗎?
Jebediah, beer is the devil's saliva.
杰巴達亞,啤酒是魔鬼的口水。
Neighbors come a-calling after midnight in Williamsburg?
在威廉斯堡,鄰居午夜過后還來敦親睦鄰啊
Where is this William? I'd like to compliment him on his burg.
這位威廉是誰???我想當面夸贊他這堡。