聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第175期:和男同共蒸桑拿

Oh, hi. Hey, girls. You mind if we join you?

好啊。姑娘們好。不介意我們一起蒸吧？

You guys are gay bears, right? Max!

你們倆是基熊男，對吧？麥克斯！

It's cool. My prom date is big in the bear scene now,

沒事的。我當年舞會的伴現(xiàn)在是熊界一霸呢，

but in high school, they just called him a jock who cried sometimes.

但當年我們高中時，大家都叫他，愛哭的大漢。

Yep, we're bears. Big, hairy, not scary.

我們就是熊男，魁梧，毛多，但溫順哦。

I'm Deke. This is Dirk. Yup, we're Deke and Dirk. Pause for reaction.

我是迪克。我是德克。我們就是"陰劍"雙俠。暫停等你們作反應(yīng)。

I'm Caroline, and this is Max.

我是卡洛琳，她是麥克斯。

Are you girls lipstick lesbians?

你們是唇膏女同嗎？

No, we're just friends, and we can't afford lipstick.

不是，單純朋友而已，而且我們也買不起唇膏。

Especially at this gift shop. Have you seen the prices?

在他這禮品店就更買不起了。你們看到東西標價了嗎？

$25 for chap stick? Please. No one's lips are that chapped.

25塊錢買管護唇膏？誰嘴唇爛到要這么貴的東西護啊。

And he would know. This one's the king of face creaming.

他很懂這方面。他可是面霜之王呢。

A little bit dirtier than what it is. I'm actually a dermatologist.

比那個還骯臟一點哦。其實我是皮膚科醫(yī)生啦。

Oh, my God. Do not tell me I'm lucky enough to be in a sauna with two dermatologists.

我的天啊。我不會是有這種天大榮幸，可以跟兩位皮膚科醫(yī)生共蒸桑拿吧。

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm an astrophysicist.

不不不不不。我是個天體物理學(xué)家。

Oh, smarter than the average bear. Loving her.

哇，比普通熊男更才高八斗呢。愛死她了。

So you know about space stuff, smarty bear. Do you believe in aliens?

那想必你很懂太空事物啦，聰明熊。你相信外星人的存在嗎？

Oh, I do, and I believe they're living among us.

當然，而且我相信它們就活在我們之中。

I'm looking at you, Christina Ricci!

就是說你呢，克里斯蒂娜·里奇！

So talk to me, Deke. What can you give me?

迪克，你說吧，你哪有什么貨能給我??？

He has plenty of free cream samples back in our room.

他有帶一堆面霜試用品來呢，就在我們房里呢！

And it's the good stuff. You should come by! We're in cabin four.

而且都是好貨哦，記得來拿！我們就住四號小屋。

No way! We're in cabin three.

不是吧，我們住三號小屋呢。

How about those rope beds? You know it's kinky when the bed is already tied up.

那個繩索吊床如何?。恳豢创脖?quot;捆綁"好，就知道要"色色"的了。

First, we were all "um, we're gonna fall," but then we thought, "what the hell? It's our man-iversary."

一開始，我們倆說，"會摔吧"，但轉(zhuǎn)念一想，"摔就摔吧"。這是我們的基婚紀念日。

Aw, you're married? Happy anniversary. Now, let's get back to those free creams.

你們結(jié)婚啦？紀念日快樂。再來談?wù)勀敲赓M面霜吧。

Oh, and here's our card if you're ever in the neighborhood or need a big order.

對了，這是我們名片，哪天你們剛好來到附近或有大單子就來吧。

You brought a business card to a sauna? I don't wanna know where you kept that.

你蒸個桑拿都帶名片來?。课也幌胫滥阍趺?quot;夾"帶進來的。

Max's Homemade Cupcakes.

麥克斯自制小蛋糕。

Or in your case, cub-cakes.

或者說是，小熊蛋糕。

Loving her. Living for her. Wanna come back as her.

愛死她。爆喜歡她。都想下輩子投胎變成她了。