1. A day without sunshine is like night。
2、換句話說,五指亦有不同。(大千世界,無奇不有。寬容心對(duì)待)
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers。
3、百分之四十二點(diǎn)七的數(shù)據(jù)是現(xiàn)場(chǎng)編造的。
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot。
4、百分之九十九的律師是毀壞律師界名聲的大老鼠。(律師界就是一鍋老鼠湯)
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name。
5、永遠(yuǎn)記?。耗阏J(rèn)識(shí)的人中定會(huì)有一半居于平均線以下。(總有人處于低端)
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average。
6、最后笑的人思維最慢。(最后笑的人不一定因?yàn)樗菑?qiáng)人,也許還有其他原因)
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest。
7、絕望僅僅是沒有激情的憤怒。
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm。
8、早起的鳥兒或許有蟲吃,不過第二只老鼠才會(huì)得到夾子中的奶酪。(韜光養(yǎng)晦,永不出頭)
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap。
9、養(yǎng)育細(xì)菌吧。他們是某些人唯有的培養(yǎng)基(修養(yǎng)、文化)(英語(yǔ)里culture一詞 也有文化修養(yǎng)和細(xì)菌培養(yǎng)基的意思,這里一語(yǔ)雙關(guān))。(極端沒教養(yǎng)、吝嗇的代名詞)
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have。
10、問心無愧也許是壞記性的表現(xiàn)。
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory。
11、改變無可避免,自動(dòng)販賣機(jī)出來的貨物除外。
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines。
12、假如你認(rèn)為沒有人關(guān)心你,試試拖欠一下應(yīng)付款。(意見真的不錯(cuò)喔)
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments。
13、有多少人相信特異致動(dòng)?舉起我的手來。
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand。
14、好吧,那么黑暗的速度呢?(光速與“黑速”到底誰(shuí)會(huì)更大一點(diǎn)呢)
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15、當(dāng)所有東西都朝你運(yùn)動(dòng)而來,那說明你走錯(cuò)了道。(眾人獨(dú)醒我獨(dú)醉)
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane。
16、勤奮工作會(huì)在遠(yuǎn)期得到回報(bào),而懶惰現(xiàn)期就會(huì)有所收獲。
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now。
17、假如沒有酒鬼的話大海要深多少啊!
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18、鷹翔九天,但是鼬鼠從不會(huì)卷入飛機(jī)引擎。
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19、假如你兩次被嚇得半死,會(huì)發(fā)生什么事呢?
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20、通靈之人為什么還要問你的姓名呢?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21、每個(gè)老年人心里都會(huì)有一個(gè)年輕人在問:“怎么會(huì)發(fā)生這檔子破事?”
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
22、只需記住——假如這個(gè)世界不是一張網(wǎng),我們都會(huì)掉落。
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off。
23、光速快于音速。這就是為什么你在聽到他人的發(fā)言后才會(huì)意識(shí)到他們的存在。
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak。
24、生活并不太像一盒巧克力。它更像一罐墨西哥辣椒。
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos。