創(chuàng)意十足的郵件自動回復

相信很多人都會在外出或休假時把自己的郵件設置成“自動回復”——寫上一小段話向來信的人說明自己不在。而以下這幾位老兄就有才了，看看他們的回復，你會不會哭笑不得呢?

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood。

1. 我現(xiàn)在不在辦公室、在外頭面試一工作。如果成不了，我就回來回復你——你最好有心理準備我會發(fā)飆。

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all。

2. 你現(xiàn)在收到這個自動回復就表示我不在辦公室。如果我在辦公室，那你多半啥也收不到。

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team。

3. 抱歉錯過了你的消息，因為我現(xiàn)在醫(yī)生這里、讓他們把我整一個沒心沒肺的，好晉升到管理層。

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received。

4. 要等我休假回來我才有時間刪你發(fā)來的郵件哦。耐心點，我會按你發(fā)的順序依次刪除噠!

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message。

5. 謝謝你的來信。前十個字將從你的信用卡中扣除5.99美金，以后每個字按1.99美金計費。

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again。

6. 郵件服務器無法檢測到你的鏈接。你的訊息未能被發(fā)送，請重啟電腦試著再發(fā)一遍。

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks。

7. 謝謝你的來信，它已被添加到列隊等候系統(tǒng)。你現(xiàn)在所在的位置是352位，預計將于19周后收到回復。

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response。

8. 嗨，我在想你剛剛發(fā)給我的東西，請侯在電腦旁邊等我回復。

9. I’ve run away to join a different circus。

9. 我跟你現(xiàn)在不是一圈子里的人。

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Kate’ instead of Dave。

10. 我因為身體原因未來兩周都會休假。等我回來之后記得叫我“凱特”(女生名)，不要再叫大衛(wèi)了。