哭吧哭吧不是罪 愛哭鬼秒懂的10個真相

1. You never win an argument, because you alwaysstart crying before you get to make your point.

1、吵架你是永遠贏不了的，因為每次你把話說清楚之前就哭起來了。

2. Seeing someone else crying is guaranteed to makeyou cry.

2、看見別人哭，你絕對也會跟著哭。

3. But seeing someone else really happy can makeyou cry too.

3、但看見別人高興的樣子，你還是會激動哭。

4.You're an expert at feeling your eyes prickle, and then not blinking until you get to the loo.

4、你有一個獨門絕技，感到眼睛痛、快要哭的時候，在去廁所大哭之前能夠忍住不眨眼。

5. People being nice to you when you're crying just makes it worse.

5、別人對你越溫柔，你就哭得越厲害。

6. If you're drunk, you're a million times more likely to cry than normal.

6、喝醉的時候，哭的幾率要增加上萬倍。

7. And there are loads of songs that make you burst into tears the moment they come on.

7、總有好多首歌，前奏響起就能讓你眼淚決堤。

8. And, if you wear makeup, you always opt for waterproof mascara.

8、睫毛膏永遠要選防水的。

9. And reading sad news at your desk never fails to get you.

9、每次讀到感傷的新聞你也都會忍不住哭起來。

10. But hey, at least you're very in touch with your emotions.

10、但至少，咱都是耿直的Boy/Girl啊對吧!