6個(gè)簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話，帶翻譯

學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)的方法有很多，例如看英語(yǔ)電影，聽英語(yǔ)歌曲，講英語(yǔ)笑話等等，每種方法都有其不一樣的效果，但是目的都是可以學(xué)到英語(yǔ)。聽力課堂這次要為大家介紹的是6個(gè)簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話，帶翻譯。

英語(yǔ)笑話

1

It's not my fault

Mother (reprimanding訓(xùn)斥，譴責(zé) her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

媽媽(正教訓(xùn)她的女兒)：你不該拽貓的尾巴。

女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。

2

wo Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

3

o Is the Laziest Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom: I don't know, father.Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?Tom: Our teacher, father.

父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過(guò)，現(xiàn)在我想問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題。你們班上誰(shuí)最懶?湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。父親：啊，不對(duì)，你知道!想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時(shí)，誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。But the teacher cried 可是老師哭了

4

Three Turtles Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee.""We won't," the other two promised.Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來(lái)。于是最大的那只烏龜對(duì)最小的烏龜說(shuō)，“回家去取傘吧。”最小的烏龜說(shuō)，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”“我們不喝，”另外兩只烏龜答應(yīng)說(shuō)。兩年后，大烏龜對(duì)中烏龜說(shuō)，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來(lái)了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”正在這時(shí)，一個(gè)聲音從門外傳來(lái)，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”

5

Who is Stupid A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"Little Johnny then stood up.The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?""No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

一個(gè)老師在對(duì)學(xué)生們講心理學(xué)，“誰(shuí)認(rèn)為自己蠢就站起來(lái)?”她一開始就說(shuō)。小約翰尼站了起來(lái)。“你認(rèn)為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問(wèn)。“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個(gè)人站著。”

6

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問(wèn)學(xué)生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說(shuō)，她希望舞蹈演員可以長(zhǎng)得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。

英語(yǔ)笑話

這種簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話非常適用于課堂，能有效激起學(xué)生學(xué)習(xí)的欲望，還能活躍課堂，真是一舉兩得。如果想了解更多關(guān)于英語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)的技巧和方法可以關(guān)注聽力課堂。