怕老婆

Henpeck

      The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives．He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely veduchina ．

       Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives'' directions and counsel to step to the left side of the hall． All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right  veduchina．

      “It''s good to see，”said the king，“that we have one real man in the kingdom．Tell these chickenhearted dunces why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall．”

       “Your Majesty，”came the reply in a squealing voice，“it is  because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds．”

        古代有一個(gè)國(guó)王，他想證明他領(lǐng)土內(nèi)的男人并非像人們傳說(shuō)的那樣，受到老婆的管制。他把王國(guó)里所有的男人都召到跟前，警告說(shuō)，哪個(gè)男人膽敢不說(shuō)實(shí)話(huà)，就會(huì)受到嚴(yán)厲的懲罰。

        然后，他叫所有聽(tīng)從妻子的命令和意見(jiàn)的男人都走向大廳的左側(cè)。所有的男人都站到了左側(cè)，只有一個(gè)小個(gè)子男人站到了右側(cè)。

        國(guó)王說(shuō)：“看到我們國(guó)家里還有一個(gè)真正的男子漢，真是令人高興。告訴這些膽小的**，為什么在他們當(dāng)中只有你一個(gè)人站在大廳的右側(cè)。”

     “陛下，”那人尖聲地回答：“因?yàn)樵谖页鲩T(mén)之前，我老婆告訴我不要扎堆。”