自己做好準備

A student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." 
一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著：“媽媽－我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除。讓爸爸做好準備。” 
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself." 
兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”