英語幽默:超速的司機(jī)

A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.
一位公路巡警截住了一個(gè)超速司機(jī)。“難道你不知道閃爍燈和警笛的意思嗎？”他責(zé)問道。
"Yes, sir," replied the driver.
“知道，長(zhǎng)官，”司機(jī)回答說。
"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"
“那你為什么不立即靠邊停車？”
"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.
“我本來想這樣做的，長(zhǎng)官。”那男子回答說，“但上個(gè)月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她帶回來。”