英語(yǔ)幽默:不吃的理由

An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. "It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."
一對(duì)老年夫婦正在漢堡王里小心翼翼地將漢堡和薯?xiàng)l分成2份。一個(gè)客車司機(jī)很同情他們，于是提出要給老太太單獨(dú)買份漢堡。“沒(méi)關(guān)系，什么東西我們都是共同分享的，”老頭說(shuō)。
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. "I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists. "She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."
幾分鐘后，卡車司機(jī)發(fā)現(xiàn)老太太一點(diǎn)東西都沒(méi)有吃。“我真的不介意為您妻子買份吃的”司機(jī)堅(jiān)持地說(shuō)，“她會(huì)吃的。”老頭保證說(shuō)，“什么東西我們都是共同分享的。”
Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"
卡車司機(jī)不相信，于是問(wèn)老太太“為什么你不吃呢？”
The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
“因?yàn)槲以诘戎梦业募傺馈?rdquo;老太太說(shuō)。