英語(yǔ)幽默:人類的進(jìn)化

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

一個(gè)小女孩問(wèn)她的媽媽：“人類是怎么出現(xiàn)的？”

媽媽回答說(shuō)，“上帝制造出了亞當(dāng)和夏娃，他們有了孩子，然后所有的人類就是這樣……”

兩天后小女孩問(wèn)了她的爸爸同樣的問(wèn)題，她的爸爸回答：“很久以前有一些猴子，人類就是從這些猴子進(jìn)化來(lái)的。”

迷惑的小女孩回到媽媽身邊，說(shuō)：“媽媽，你告訴我人類是上帝創(chuàng)作出來(lái)的，爸爸告訴我人類是猴子進(jìn)化而來(lái)的，這怎么可能呢？”

媽媽回答說(shuō)：“嗯，親愛(ài)的，這很簡(jiǎn)單，我告訴你的是我們家這邊是怎么出現(xiàn)的，你爸爸說(shuō)的是他們家那邊的。”