英語(yǔ)幽默:確認(rèn)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

"I think my friend is dead!" he yells. "What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay, now what?"

兩個(gè)獵人在森林里打獵，突然一人暈倒了。他的呼吸停止，眼神呆滯。另外一個(gè)人掏出手機(jī)，撥打911。

“我想我的朋友死了！”他喊道，“我該怎么辦？”

接線員說(shuō)：“請(qǐng)冷靜。首先，請(qǐng)確認(rèn)他是否真的死了。”

接著一陣沉寂，然后是一聲槍響?；氐诫娫捴?，獵人接著說(shuō)：“好了，然后呢？”