英語(yǔ)幽默:Kids say it all

Kids say it all

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said " Bobby, when I was a child I was told that if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that".

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

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游戲場(chǎng)上一個(gè)學(xué)生正在對(duì)著其他孩子做鬼臉，史密斯太太看到后，溫柔地制止并教育了他。
這位主日教師微笑著說(shuō)：“鮑比，我小的時(shí)候聽說(shuō)過(guò)，做鬼臉的小孩臉會(huì)被定格在那個(gè)丑丑的樣子上，并且再也變不回來(lái)了哦。”
鮑比抬頭看了看她，說(shuō)：“嘖嘖，史密斯太太，人家都警告過(guò)你了~”