英語幽默：醫(yī)生懂得多 Knows Better

The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　中文：　　　　　　　

　　一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫(yī)院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫(yī)生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”

　　醫(yī)生說：“恐怕他已經死了。”

　　聽到醫(yī)生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”

　　妻子說：“安靜，醫(yī)生比你懂得多。”