雙語幽默：三個(gè)外科醫(yī)生

　　Three Surgeons

　　Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."

　　"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."

　　"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."

　　三個(gè)外科醫(yī)生

　　三個(gè)有名的外科醫(yī)生正在吹噓他們的技術(shù)。“一個(gè)人斷了一只手，他來找我，”一個(gè)說，“如今那個(gè)人是個(gè)音樂會(huì)的小提琴手。”

　　“這算不了什么，”另一個(gè)說。“一個(gè)家伙兩條腿斷了，他來找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是馬拉松選手。”

　　“我比你們兩個(gè)都強(qiáng)，”第三個(gè)說，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的車禍。除了一個(gè)馬屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都沒有留下。如今，那人坐在美國(guó)參議院里。”