雙語幽默：去國會

　　To Congress

　　After voting on Election Day, I stopped at a bakery. As the cashier rang up some cinnamon rolls and doughnuts for the man ahead of me, the customer joked, "Do you guarantee there don't have any calories?"

　　Straight-faced, the clerk responsed, "Absolutely no calories."

　　"You know where you'll go if you lie like this?" the man teased.

　　"Yes," said the cashier. "To Congress."

　　去國會

　　選舉日投票之后，我在一家面包店前停了下來。當收款員為排在我前面的人包起桂皮卷和炸面圈時，那名顧客開玩笑道：“你敢肯定這些東西不含任何卡路里?”

　　那名職員板著面孔回答說：“絕對沒有卡路里。”

　　“你知道你那樣撒謊會去哪兒嗎?”那人取笑道。

　　“知道，”收款員說道，“去國會。”