盜車賊

A man has a long history of stealing cars. When he did it again, he was caught by the police.

The prosecutor asked him, "Now tell the court how you came to take that car." To defend himself, the man said, "The car was parked by a cemetery. I thought the owner was dead, and then I took it."

有個(gè)人有長(zhǎng)期偷車的經(jīng)歷。當(dāng)他又一次偷車時(shí)，被警察抓住了。檢控官對(duì)他說：“現(xiàn)在要告訴法庭你是怎樣偷走這部車的。”

檢察官問他，“現(xiàn)在據(jù)實(shí)交代你為何要偷這輛車。”這個(gè)人為自己辯解說：“這部車是停在一個(gè)墓地旁的。我以為車主已經(jīng)死了，就把它開走了。”