雙語幽默笑話：回心轉意

回心轉意

Dear Susan:

Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement.

Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never meet another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so much.

Yours always and truly.

P.s: Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

親愛的蘇姍：

我的小甜心。自從我解除與你的婚約后，我一直倍感孤獨凄涼，簡直心力交瘁。

請你考慮回到我的身邊好嗎?你在我心目中的地位是任何女人都無法代替的。我再也不會遇到像你這樣的女人了。我是多么需要你呀。你能原諒我，讓我們重新開始嗎?我是多么愛你啊。

始終屬于你，忠實于你的。

附注：恭喜你中了州彩票。