雙語幽默笑話：你輸了

你輸了
 

On her return from school，little Dolly, aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise-a little baby brother.She seemed glad，and presently said:

放學(xué)回到家里，十歲的小多莉被拉過來坐在她爸爸的膝上，她被告知那天仙女們帶來了一個(gè)大大的驚奇—一個(gè)嬰兒小弟弟。她似乎很高興，馬上說:

"Will you give me a stamp，daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.

“爸爸，你能不能給我一張郵票?我要寫信告訴湯姆哥哥。”

The father was touched by this，and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother，who was away at school.Later，curious to know how she would tell the news，he took an opportunity to read what she had written.He received something of a shock on reading the following:

父親被這話感動(dòng)了，他為小姑娘提供了給她哥哥寫信所需的各種用具，她的哥哥住在學(xué)校里。后來，想知道她是怎么報(bào)告這個(gè)消息的，他找機(jī)會(huì)讀了她寫的信。在讀到下面這兩行字時(shí)，他差點(diǎn)兒驚呆了:

“Dear Tom,

“親愛的湯姆:

It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy.”

今天結(jié)果出來了，你輸了;是個(gè)男孩。”