英語笑話：幸運的人

"For the last time, I don't want any insurance ! " said the harassed householder to the salesman

“這是最后一次了，我不要買任何保險!”被騷擾的房主對推銷員說道。

"Just a moment, sir. Please consider this :Just last month I sold a policy to a man much like yourself.

“等一會兒，先生，請您仔細考慮一下：上個月有一位先生長得跟你很像，他剛買了一份保險，

The very next day his house caught fire. The house was completely gutted.

隔天他家就著火，房子內部全都被燒毀，

To save himself, he had to leap from an upstairs window; he landed on his own car, went through the roof, broke both his legs and an arm. ""Well, he was one of the lucky ones, wasn't he?"

為了保住性命，他從樓上窗戶跳下來，恰巧落在他的汽車上，穿過車頂，他摔斷了兩條腿和一只手臂。”

“喔!他就是你所說的幸運人士中的一個，不是嗎?”