英語(yǔ)笑話：鋼琴表

"Did you know I could tell time by the piano?" asked one friend of another.

“你相信我可以由鋼琴知道現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)鐘嗎?’一位老兄向他的朋友問(wèn)道。

"You're kidding," replied his companion dubiously.

“別開(kāi)玩笑了!”他的朋友懷疑地回答。

"I'll show you," said the first man as he sat down at the piano and started to hammer out a martial tune.

“那我試給你看，”說(shuō)著那位老兄就坐在鋼琴前開(kāi)始彈起一首進(jìn)行曲。

Within seconds came a pounding on the wall, and an angry voice shouting,

幾秒鐘后墻壁傳來(lái)捶打聲，一個(gè)憤怒的聲音叫道：

"Hey, you son of a bitch, don’t you realize it,s three o’clock in the morning?"

“嘿!你他媽的，你知不知道現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點(diǎn)鐘?”