英語笑話：從電影中學會的19件事

　　你一定看過很多電影，不知道你是否和本文的作者有同樣的發(fā)現(xiàn)，也許這些會讓你會心一笑哦。

　　1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade - at any time of the year.

　　1.如果在城里被人追，你經(jīng)?？梢曰煸谑ヅ撂乩锟斯?jié)的游行隊伍中藏身——在一年中的任何時候。

　　(小編注：圣帕特里克節(jié)在3月17日，是為了紀念愛爾蘭守護神圣帕特里克，在這一天，人們通常要舉行游行、聚餐和教堂禮拜等活動。)

　　2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

　　2.所有的床都有特殊的L形被單，可以蓋到女人的腋窩，但是只能蓋到躺在她旁邊的男人的腰。

　　3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

　　3.所有的食品袋子里都至少有一條法國面包。

　　4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

　　4.一旦涂上唇膏，它就永遠不會掉色——即使是在潛水的時候。

　　5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

　　5.任何建筑的通風系統(tǒng)都是完美的藏身之所。沒有人會想到到那個地方找你，而你可以不費吹灰之力到達這座建筑的其他任何地方。

　　6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

　　6.萬一你需要偽裝成德國長官，你不需要會說這種語言，有德國口音就行了。

　　7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

　　7.在法國，任何建筑的任何窗子都能看見埃菲爾鐵塔。

　　8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

　　8.男人在被人狠揍的時候不會有痛的表情，但是會在女人為他清理傷口時有退縮的表現(xiàn)。

　　9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

　　9.付出租車費用的時候不需要像拿出備忘錄時那么細心——隨便抓出一張鈔票給司機就行了，拿出來的錢總是正好的。

　　10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.

　　10.如果你失去了一只手，那會促使你手臂剩下的部分長15厘米。

　　11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.

　　11.媽媽們每天早晨都在為家人做蛋、培根和餅干，即使丈夫和孩子從來沒時間吃。

　　12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

　　12.汽車和卡車相撞總是會有火焰產(chǎn)生。

　　13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

　　13.單獨一場比賽的燈光足夠照亮一個有足球場那么大的房間。

　　14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

　　14.中世紀的農(nóng)民都有一口好牙。

　　15. All single women have a cat.

　　15.所有的獨身女人都有一只貓。

　　16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

　　16.所有從噩夢中醒來的人都會坐直，大口喘氣。

　　17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

　　17.一個人向20個人開槍把20個人都殺死的可能性要比20個人殺死這一個人大。

　　18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

　　18.當墓地有令人毛骨悚然的音樂傳出的時候總是應(yīng)該密切調(diào)查。

　　19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

　　19.大多數(shù)人會有一個報紙剪貼簿——尤其當他們有家人或者朋友死于奇怪的船只失事事件的時候。