英語幽默笑話：我丈夫剛進來

The couple seated in a restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table, their waiter suddenly rushed over.

"Madam, look," he said. "Your husband just slid under the table."

"No, he didn't," she replied. "My husband just came in the door."

我丈夫剛進來

坐在飯館里一對夫婦看上去非常高興。但是當那女子向旁邊瞥了一眼時，服務員馬上跑了過來。

“夫人，您瞧，”他說，“您丈夫滑到桌子底下去了。”

“不，他沒有，”她回答，“我丈夫剛從門外進來。”