英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：律師

A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags".

Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark".

The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer".

"No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

律師

一喝醉了的人在一聲酒吧呼喊,"所有的律師都是無(wú)賴" 。

另外的一個(gè)喝醉了的人站起來(lái)而且大叫,"嗨,我反對(duì)那一個(gè)評(píng)論".

開(kāi)始的喝醉者大叫。 " 為什么你是一位律師?".

"不", 那第二的喝醉了的說(shuō),"我是一個(gè)無(wú)賴" 。

NOTE

remark n.評(píng)論;意見(jiàn)

rude remarks粗魯?shù)脑?/p>

Such unkind remark was not called for.

這種不客氣的話真不該講。