幽默笑話(huà)精粹61：到底有多少大豆

While going through his wife's dresser drawers，a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife，and when asked about the curious items，she confessed: "Over the years，I haven’t been completely faithful to you.

一個(gè)農(nóng)民在他妻子的化妝臺(tái)抽屜里發(fā)現(xiàn)三個(gè)大豆和一個(gè)裝有三十美元的信封。那個(gè)農(nóng)民找到他的妻子問(wèn)這件奇怪的事。她坦白道:“在過(guò)去幾年里，我沒(méi)有完全忠實(shí)于你。”

"When I did fool around, 1 put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion，”she explained.

她解釋道:“每當(dāng)我做出對(duì)不起你的事時(shí)，我就會(huì)放一個(gè)大豆進(jìn)去，以此來(lái)提醒自己對(duì)你的不忠。”

The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore，was inclined to forgive and forget a few moments of weakness in his wife.

那個(gè)農(nóng)民也承認(rèn)他也曾有幾次做過(guò)同樣的事。因此，他愿意原諒她的妻子并忘記這一切。

"I'm curious though，”he said，"'here did the thirty dollars come, from?"

“但我還是奇怪，”他說(shuō)，“那三十塊錢(qián)是怎么來(lái)的?”

"Oh that,” his wife replied，"Well，when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel，I sold out!”

“噢，那錢(qián)呀，”他的妻子回答，“你知道嗎?每八加侖大豆能賣(mài)十塊錢(qián)呢!那是我賣(mài)大豆的錢(qián)!”