英語(yǔ)幽默笑話30秒U(xiǎn)nit4：Lazy Manager 懶惰的經(jīng)理

懶惰的經(jīng)理

A middle management executive has to take on some sports,by his doctor's ,

有一位中階經(jīng)營(yíng)主管因?yàn)槁?tīng)了他的醫(yī)師指示必須要做一些運(yùn)動(dòng)，

so he decides to play tennis .

所以他決定要打網(wǎng)球。

After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing

在幾個(gè)星期之后，他韻秘書(shū)就問(wèn)他情況如何，

"It's going fine" ,the manager says."When I am on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me ,

這位經(jīng)理說(shuō)：“進(jìn)行得不錯(cuò)，當(dāng)我在網(wǎng)球場(chǎng)上看到球快速朝著我來(lái)的時(shí)候，

and my brain immediately says,"Back hand!To the net!Smash !Go back"

我的腦袋就立刻說(shuō)：‘反手拍!上網(wǎng)!殺球!后退! ”

"Really?What happens then?" the secretary asks .

秘書(shū)問(wèn)說(shuō)：“真的呀，然后嚨?”

"Then my bady says ,"Who 、 Me?Don't talk nonsense!"

“然后我的身體說(shuō)：‘誰(shuí)?我嗎?別胡說(shuō)八道了!”’