英語幽默笑話30秒Unit8：Cooking Class烹飪課

烹飪課

One day during cooking class,

一天在上烹飪課的時候，

our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .

我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚她：準備完美醬料的秘訣。

When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,

當她把我們叫到爐子邊作準備工作時，

she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."

她說：“別忘了要用木制的湯匙”。

As I stirred my sauce ,

當我在攪拌醬料時，

I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon

我一直苦思木制湯匙奧秘的背后所隱含的物理原理，

and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.

然后認定它一定與熱傳導有關系。

I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .

我走向布朗太太來測試我'韻理論。

"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .

我問：“為什么要用木制湯匙呢?”

"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"

她回答：“因為，如果我必須坐在這里聽你們全部的金屬湯匙砰砰敲著金屬的罐子，我會發(fā)瘋喔”。