英語(yǔ)幽默笑話30秒U(xiǎn)nit30：Three Doctors 三個(gè)醫(yī)生

　　三名醫(yī)生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。

　　The general practitioner looks at it and says,

　　一般家庭醫(yī)生看著它說(shuō)：

　　"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"

　　“看起來(lái)像一只鴨子，飛起來(lái)像一只鴨子……它可能是一只鴨子”。

　　He shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.

　　就對(duì)著它射擊，但是沒(méi)射中，這只鳥(niǎo)飛走了。

　　The next bird flies overhead,

　　第二只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。

　　and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,

　　病理學(xué)家看著它，然后仔細(xì)翻翻閱好幾頁(yè)的野鳥(niǎo)手冊(cè)說(shuō)

　　"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."

　　“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥(niǎo)嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一只鴨子。”

　　He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.

　　他舉起他的槍來(lái)射它，但這只鳥(niǎo)早已走了。

　　A third bird flies over .

　　第三只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。

　　The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says,

　　外科醫(yī)生舉起他的松，看都不看就射擊，把鳥(niǎo)擊落后就轉(zhuǎn)向病理學(xué)家說(shuō)：

　　"Go see if that was a duck."

　　“你去看看那是不是一只鴨子。”