美國(guó)流行笑話：Hearing Aid 助聽器

Hearing Aid 助聽器

A woman rushed into the post office and wanted to see the supervisor. I asked, “What's the trouble?” “I went out this morning,” she began, “and when I came home I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. My husband was in all morning. He never heard a thing!” After apologizing, I got her parcel. “Oh, good,” she gushed. “We've been waiting for this for ages.” “What is it?” I asked. “My husband's new hearing aid.”

一位婦女沖進(jìn)郵局，要見負(fù)責(zé)人。我問(wèn)她：“出了什么問(wèn)題?”她說(shuō)：“今天早上我出去了?；貋?lái)的時(shí)候看到一張卡片，說(shuō)郵差送來(lái)一個(gè)包裹，但家里沒(méi)有人接。我丈夫一上午都在家，根本就沒(méi)聽到有什么事。”我向她道了歉，又給她拿來(lái)了包裹。她說(shuō)：“哦，太好了。我們已經(jīng)等了好久了。”我問(wèn)她那是什么。她說(shuō)：“我丈夫新的助聽器。”